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By Andy Borowitz
October 23, 2017
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) Calling himself unbelievably brave, Donald Trump said on Monday that he is the only President in U.S. history with the courage to stand up to war widows.
You look at guys like Obama and Clinton and the Bushes, when it came to war widows, they all blinked, he said. For years, we werent winning at widows.
In contrast, Trump said, he has made defeating war widows one of his top priorities as President. Forget about Iran and China and Little Rocket Man, he said. This country has been pushed around by war widows for far too long.
Trump said that Senator John McCain, who has mocked the Presidents draft-dodging during Vietnam, has never shown an ounce of courage when it comes to fighting war widows.
McCain can talk about what he did in Vietnam all he wants, Trump said. But the guys who have gone toe to toe with a war widow, contradicted her version of events, and refused to back downwe are the true heroes.
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spanone
(135,844 posts)Achilleaze
(15,543 posts)that he participated in the republican War on Women.
* republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief
bigbrother05
(5,995 posts)ExciteBike66
(2,358 posts)FM123
(10,053 posts)it was obviously satire and made me laugh because they were so outlandish. Trumpy's crazy antics have now surpassed every boundary of normal, so without the name Borowitz on the report it just looks like another news day for that moron.
machoneman
(4,007 posts)LMFAO!
world wide wally
(21,744 posts)Usually Presidents are kissing their asses and bragging about their sacrifice.
Not this one!