One way to tell that the Trumptards are worried about something

I have noticed a strange phenomenon anytime a major story hits that is clearly bad news for Cheeto McSmalldick. His supporters, seem to flood the election betting markets to prop up his reelection odd numbers. Its a very strange way to bury their heads in the sand but it seems to happen without fail. However, it has been my way to gauge just how worried they are. Here is a rough scale of republican freak-out that I have come up with:

+0.2%=Trump just sent out a tweet where is misspelled the word "America"

+0.5%=Trump is stranded in the middle of a golf course for 8.5 hours because his golf cart broke down

+1%=Trump threatens to start a trade war with mexico because Chipolte screwed up his order

+1.5%=Trump accidentally called the president of China "daddy"on live TV

+2.0=Trump left a copy of the nuclear codes in a KFC

+2.5=Trump is seen wandering around DC in an open bathrobe mumbling about lizard people

+3.0=Trump is arrested by Kansas City police after exposing himself to University of Missouri sorority members.


The Mueller indictments has earned us about a 1.7% increase. That is a moderate to severe trump fuck up. Seriously, if you ever see Trump's reelection odd shoot up on one these sites by like 3.5 or 4 points, just load up your shotgun and get to the nearest fallout shelter because the apocalypse is about to start.

https://electionbettingodds.com/