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Saboburns

(2,807 posts) Thu Nov 2, 2017, 02:58 PM Nov 2017

Breaking: AG Jeff Sessions just remembered discussing Russian deal (not a Joke)

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Breaking: AG Jeff Sessions just remembered discussing Russian deal (not a Joke) (Original Post) Saboburns Nov 2017 OP

So, Mr. Sessions, is this your final sworn statement under penalty of perjury? DFW Nov 2017 #1

"I do not recall, I do not recall, I do not recall louis-t Nov 2017 #2

Paging Kate McKinnon C_U_L8R Nov 2017 #3

Now it's convenient to remember that isn' it? triron Nov 2017 #4

lololol Solly Mack Nov 2017 #5

Should use the Kevin Spacey defense Kaleva Nov 2017 #7

Is there a rehab for liars and the corrupt? Solly Mack Nov 2017 #11

Sessions would apologise for inappropriate and drunken memory Kaleva Nov 2017 #14

Jail the bastard for lying sunonmars Nov 2017 #6

Or at least put him on Tree Confinement Saboburns Nov 2017 #13

"Now we have confirmation from Lyin' Jeff Sessions that he lied under oath. " L. Coyote Nov 2017 #8

LMFAO. The elf had an epiphany. n/t LuckyCharms Nov 2017 #9

oops RandiFan1290 Nov 2017 #10

"Forgot" about a plan to go to Russia to get dirt on Clinton...who would remember such a Fred Sanders Nov 2017 #12

"(not a Joke)" rock Nov 2017 #15

Trouble, Sessions? Blue Owl Nov 2017 #16

DFW

(54,405 posts)

1. So, Mr. Sessions, is this your final sworn statement under penalty of perjury?

Reply to Saboburns (Original post)

Thu Nov 2, 2017, 03:02 PM

Nov 2017

Yes, sir it................wait what are those handcuffs for?

Yes, or no, Mr. Sessions?

WAIT!!! I just remembered something!

louis-t

(23,295 posts)

2. "I do not recall, I do not recall, I do not recall

Reply to Saboburns (Original post)

Thu Nov 2, 2017, 03:03 PM

Nov 2017

I do not recall, I do not recall, I do not recall, I do not recall, I do not recall, I do not recall, I do not recall, I do not recall, I do not recall, I do not recall, I do not recall, I do not recall, Oooh, I remember that, I do not recall, I do not recall, I do not recall...."

C_U_L8R

(45,003 posts)

3. Paging Kate McKinnon

Reply to Saboburns (Original post)

Thu Nov 2, 2017, 03:05 PM

Nov 2017

We have a new cold open

triron

(22,006 posts)

4. Now it's convenient to remember that isn' it?

Reply to Saboburns (Original post)

Thu Nov 2, 2017, 03:05 PM

Nov 2017

Solly Mack

(90,771 posts)

5. lololol

Reply to Saboburns (Original post)

Thu Nov 2, 2017, 03:08 PM

Nov 2017

It's not funny, not really.

I didn't remember I did it until you had proof I did it.

That's what he is saying.

Kaleva

(36,309 posts)

7. Should use the Kevin Spacey defense

Reply to Solly Mack (Reply #5)

Thu Nov 2, 2017, 03:13 PM

Nov 2017

Solly Mack

(90,771 posts)

11. Is there a rehab for liars and the corrupt?

Reply to Kaleva (Reply #7)

Thu Nov 2, 2017, 03:17 PM

Nov 2017

He can enter treatment now and promise to work on becoming a better person.

Snort.

Kaleva

(36,309 posts)

14. Sessions would apologise for inappropriate and drunken memory

Reply to Solly Mack (Reply #11)

Thu Nov 2, 2017, 03:24 PM

Nov 2017

sunonmars

(8,656 posts)

6. Jail the bastard for lying

Reply to Saboburns (Original post)

Thu Nov 2, 2017, 03:10 PM

Nov 2017

Saboburns

(2,807 posts)

13. Or at least put him on Tree Confinement

Reply to sunonmars (Reply #6)

Thu Nov 2, 2017, 03:24 PM

Nov 2017

So he can help make the cookies.

L. Coyote

(51,129 posts)

8. "Now we have confirmation from Lyin' Jeff Sessions that he lied under oath. "

Reply to Saboburns (Original post)

Thu Nov 2, 2017, 03:13 PM

Nov 2017

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LuckyCharms

(17,444 posts)

9. LMFAO. The elf had an epiphany. n/t

Reply to Saboburns (Original post)

Thu Nov 2, 2017, 03:15 PM

Nov 2017

RandiFan1290

(6,237 posts)

10. oops

Reply to Saboburns (Original post)

Thu Nov 2, 2017, 03:16 PM

Nov 2017

Fred Sanders

(23,946 posts)

12. "Forgot" about a plan to go to Russia to get dirt on Clinton...who would remember such a

Reply to Saboburns (Original post)

Thu Nov 2, 2017, 03:17 PM

Nov 2017

silly little discussion in the middle of an election campaign where the chief campaign manager was laundering money for Russian and Ukrainian politicians and corrupt billionaires?

Oopsies.

So begins the second line of defence...yes, we thought about collusion but there was none so no harm no foul...