"Papadopoulos, you say? Oh, dear. You must beg my pardon."

"You see, I thought they were querying as to whether I had ever spoken to a Mr. Aloysius Snuffleupagus, or Snuffy for short. Why he's a furry elephant of sorts and the imaginary friend of Big Bird. A charming manifestation of one's imagination if I must say so myself. Although one might claim that it is equally absurd for a canary to be eight feet tall and carrying a teddy bear. But I will digress, as kids will forever be kids. So yes, as to answer your original question, in no way, shape or form have I ever been blessed with the opportunity to speak with one Mr. Oscar the Grouch, although I heard he is quite the moody fellow......"