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The Astros are what's right about America ...Poor Dodgers ... they weren't beaten by 25 baseball players. They lost to an entire city picking itself up off the canvas. They lost to a tidal wave of emotion, an unstoppable force that would not be denied. They lost to fans who pulled out of their driveways, past all their possessions reduced to debris on their front lawns, and headed to Minute Maid Park to cheer their Astros.
"This team doesn't just wear a patch that says "HoustonStrong." They ARE the embodiment of Houston, the most diverse, resilient, boldest city in the U.S. Nowhere will you find a team that looks more like its hometown. Our second baseman is the smallest player in the lineup ... and the best player in the world. How can you root against that guy? Our first baseman is a Cuban defector with hair like the top of a pineapple. Our centerfielder is bi-racial and climbs outfield walls to rob home runs. Our shortstop is from Puerto Rico. He learned how to speak English as a kid because he knew ESPN would want to interview him one day. Our right fielder is a self-described, mullet-wearing "down south redneck" in Captain America underpants. He comes to bat to a recording of wrestler Ric Flair yelling "Wooo!" Ever hear 40,000 baseball fans yelling "Wooo" in return? Our third baseman is a Jew from New Mexico, of all places. Our championship series MVP is the hottest pitcher in the game, the highest-paid player on the team and his fiancée is a Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover girl. He's doing all right. Our manager has a degree in psychology from Stanford and needs it. Fearless leader is smart.
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Causing Gov. Abbott to deny that he'd prematurely tweeted out his congratulations to the Astros. Hee, hee, hee.
Achilleaze
(15,543 posts)msongs
(67,420 posts)mac56
(17,569 posts)maxsolomon
(33,345 posts)who'll be serving a suspension next year for exhibiting that bigotry during a game? He should have served that suspension immediately.
Glad for Houson, but jeez, homer. Get a grip.
maveric
(16,445 posts)They spent most of their years in the NL. Went to the series in 05 Against the Chicago White Sox and lost to them.