https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029829386

And I thought "Hey 19" by Steely Dan was out there.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/1993/06/11/the-legend-of-root-boy-slim/caae2cba-afc0-4351-8b49-8f6441e03735/?utm_term=.dd5006ca1a76

I think Aqualung might even be too much for the bible belt pervs.

Tikki

Ted Nugent's real-life underage affair may have inspired this charming little ditty from the Motor City Madman’s second live album. Nugent first widens the age gap (“Well, I don’t care if you’re just 13”) and then hits on her mama (“She’s got a craving for the underage”). As he’s about to get arrested for his dalliances, Nugent pleads with the officer, “Don’t put those handcuffs on me / Put them on her, and I’ll share her with you.”

After all, he seems to mention heaven a lot......

I'm a little more partial to it over The Lovin' Spoonful's version.

She's got me dizzy, she sees me through to the end
She's got me in her hands and there's no use in pretending

Christine sixteen, Christine sixteen

She drives me crazy, I want to give her all I've got
And she's hot every day and night, there is no doubt about it

Christine sixteen, Christine sixteen

I don't usually say things like this to girls your age
But when I saw you coming out of the school that day
That day I knew, I knew (Christine sixteen)
I've got to have you, I've got to have you

She's' been around, but she's young and clean
I've got to have her, can't live without her, whoa no

Christine sixteen, Christine sixteen

I can almost hear the stillness
As it yields to the sound of your heart beating

I can almost hear the echo
Of the thoughts that I know you must be thinking

And I can feel your body tremble
As you wonder what this moment holds in store

And as I put my arms around you
I can tell you've never been this far before

I don't know what I'm saying
As my trembling fingers touch forbidden places

I only know that I've waited
For so long for the chance that we are taking

Well I don't know and I don't care
What made you tell him you don't love him anymore

And as I taste your tender kisses
I can tell you've never been this far before

And as I take the love you're giving
I can feel the tension building in your mind

And you're wondering if tomorrow
I'll still love you like I'm loving you tonight

You have no way of knowing
Tonight will only make me love you more

And I hope that you'll believe me
'Cause I know you've never been this far before

Original Version by Bobby Vee