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by Lawrence Bonk | 4:29 pm, November 16th, 2017
Roy Moore just conducted a bizarre press conference in which he was introduced as the candidate we dream of.
The Alabama Senate candidate, who has been repeatedly accused of sexually assaulting minors, used the opportunity to tout his defiance to both major political parties. He also began his remarks by talking about hemorrhoids.
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The anecdote started with Moore describing his early days on the bench, with a seasoned veteran telling him he needed to invest in some eyeglasses, so as to appear smart, and needed to have gray or thinning air, to show experience. The third thing he needed? Hemorrhoids.
You have to have one other thing, Moore quoted the judge. You have to have hemorrhoids.
It gives you a concerned look.
The audience burst into laughter, though folks on Twitter were a bit more cautious, with many simply confused as to why Moore would tell such a strange story after being accused of such serious acts.
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RKP5637
(67,112 posts)I agree
Watchfoxheadexplodes
(3,496 posts)Ready to drop sentence so he can scratch.
dalton99a
(81,570 posts)MineralMan
(146,329 posts)C_U_L8R
(45,020 posts)Who knew.
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Gee Roy, even Jesus stood and answered the trickiest, most hostile questions. Do you think you're better than Jesus, and don't have to answer any questions?
Kirk Lover
(3,608 posts)integrity and something else that I forget...but he told old Roy these alternatives like the hemorrhoids so he can look concerned so he can just FAKE IT. Great fucking story you FOOL.
It was really quite telling.
GeorgeGist
(25,323 posts)Motley13
(3,867 posts)Dave Starsky
(5,914 posts)He would shrink up and vanish entirely.
I wish he would.
CatMor
(6,212 posts)Initech
(100,102 posts)struggle4progress
(118,334 posts)Go get em, Roy