Looks like servants would have to bring in pre-loaded plates of food. Oh & BTW...that monstrosity looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag.

Maybe after buying the shell, they could not afford a table????

It's very beach-y.

But throw a few of those mini "pumpkins" and pinecones in and you can make ANYTHING into a Thanksgiving table centerpiece. OR you can use your just-completed turkey masterpiece that YOU spent all day cooking. That's a pretty doggone great Thanksgiving table centerpiece, too.

They photograph like statues...Jared esp. has the same bland facial expression in every pic I have seen of him. They come off as distant, stiff, and downright cold.
reminds me of those Christmas trees that are flocked all white and have only solver and gold bulbs on them.

That looks like it washed up with the tide. And, where is she going to put the food?

"even the pumpkins are white."

Decorative gourds should be fucking colors of Autumn! And what the fuck is that fucking log doing there? It's taking up room that could be filled with decorative fucking gourds!

I don't get the clamshell either.

add "awkward" and weird looking.

Ugh. Just ugh.

If that's an example of Ivanka's taste, I prefer my Aunt Margaret's. And she had horrible taste.

Heck, my mom's ugly straw cornucopia lasted for years.

hahahahhaha

But the head is on the wrong end.

Keeps the conversation on topic.

Link to tweet

it looks like a habitat for insects and small critters

A martha stewart she is not. i would never put anything that ugly on my families table.
At my families Thanksgiving, we serve . . L O V E

It's a tumor with hair and teeth.

I would think she has a formal dining room where she eats holiday meals.

The giant clam with gourds looks ridiculous as does the tiny white pumpkin on each plate.

Lemme look around in the garage.
I think Miz t. picked one up at the Lutheran yard sale.

Know what though?
Instead of puttin' all them punkins and stalkey lookin' things, we'll just put the damn turkey in there.

Yessir!
FURST CLASS!

If the whole Trump family dies of virulent food poisoning as a result of the load that pile of overdressed beach junk is carrying, will the day after Thanksgiving become a new national public holiday?

Thanksgiving

BacktoBlack Friday?

Trumpsgiving?

Is that elephant or rhino tusk?

It's like Martha Stewart's evil twin went mad at the beach and then picked up a few odds and ends at a farmer's market and maybe an abattoir. Are those antlers, and are those clumps of some kind of fur or hair? Did Jeffrey Dahmer take up interior decorating?

That's spectacularly horrible.

It would make a nice alter to summon the unspeakable Elder Ones we always have to put with at special family gatherings....

Haele

Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Kushner family.

n/t

Or make one big-ass Oyster Rockefeller.

A punch bowl?

Or turn it over and use it to cover the traditional Thanksgiving Clam.

Don't worry, dear, the dinner will be a fantastic success. People will talk about it for years. Can you write out my check now, please?

And she literally wrote this:

without lots of gold fleck and gold plating?
Bet the utensils are gold!

Both the Crab on the coffee table (yeah, I know it is an Alaskan King Crab) and the Giant clamshell on the kitchen island seem surreally out of place.

are a real touch of class.

to make my viking ancestors feel at home.

It's all mixed up. What do seashells and pine cones have to do with each other? The pumpkins are all piled in there with no artistry whatsoever. Oh, and is that driftwood? Well, then, what do pine cones and driftwood have to do with each other? What are those green things?

OK, here's my new theory. Ivanka knows her dad is circling the drain and she's looking for a new career. This is actually her work and she's sending it out as a trial balloon for Ivanka Trump Floral Design.

And even if the point was that the island bar would have the food on it, which is often done, there's no room between the plates and the gaudy centerpiece. It's not practical. Either the plates would need to be stacked or the food would have to be on yet another serving table. I guess that's not a big deal when you're living like a fake billionaire.

centerpiece noun: giant clam
gas stove knobs color: burgundy
centerpiece noun #2: driftwood
unifying color theme phrase: vomit green

napkins, crappy place mats that look like the paper ones you get at a diner and no way anybody could see anybody on the other side of the table.

Also, shouldn't Glenn Close be standing somewhere in that kitchen, dressed in white and holding a knife?