Whoever gets it, or maybe Time itself, will be subjected to a snarky, sour-grapey tweet. I've never seen behavior quite like this, even from small children.

It suits this situation to a tee.

Preemptive is a good adjective for much he tweets.

Preemptive Bragging
Preemptive Claims of Success or Winning
Preemptive Finger Pointing

and so forth.

Unfortunately, he is often so far out in front of an imagined issue that there isn't an issue (or was, or will be one) to which to apply the tweet. Preemptive doesn't quite apply to this type except in his distorted view. Perhaps "delusional preemptive sourgrapes." No, that's not quite right, how about "Preemptive Delusions?"

No more coffee for me!

Person of the year should never be Trump. It should be someone who resists.

Nothing better to do.

...you’d know in a heartbeat they were mentally incompetent

JUST ONE FUCKING DAY -- a day off from embarrassing himself.

Jesus I've never seen a more stupid person in public office in my life.

and the most important person. He's conned himself into believing that.

As Bob Marley sang -"...playing smart but not being clever..."

Go Mueller!!

Without fail, news outlets will take about whatever he tweets about.