of ice that surrounds the flat Earth (looks 2 dimensional) and the sun goes around the earth. I think some of the GOP are close to believing this nonsense already.

Elephants never forget but Republicans can never recall.




Feeble - as in: lacking strength of character

Hence, Feebler Elf.

Ban public education in your state. It's a liberal brainwashing plot

Tax atheists. Constitution says nothing about non-religion, it's one tax the GOP can rally behind

Ban electric cars while you're at it. Because of all the gas-diesel taxes they cheated everyone out of

Completely deregulate airlines. Nothing wrong with selling standing room in the aisles or putting jump seats in the cargo hold