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MineralMan

(146,322 posts)
Mon Nov 27, 2017, 12:45 PM Nov 2017

Pro Tip: How to keep anyone's tongue out of your mouth during any kiss.

Close your mouth and do not open it while being kissed. That's a trick my first girlfriend when I was 15 taught me. She also taught me that it was possible to kiss for a very, very long time if you simply kept breathing through your nose.

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Pro Tip: How to keep anyone's tongue out of your mouth during any kiss. (Original Post) MineralMan Nov 2017 OP
Or eat onions dalton99a Nov 2017 #1
The trick there is for both of you. or neither, to eat onions. MineralMan Nov 2017 #2
How about... GaYellowDawg Nov 2017 #3
And if they smack you across the face and bloody your nose? ismnotwasm Nov 2017 #4
I'm sorry. That certainly wasn't my intention. MineralMan Nov 2017 #5

MineralMan

(146,322 posts)
2. The trick there is for both of you. or neither, to eat onions.
Mon Nov 27, 2017, 12:48 PM
Nov 2017

Then, it's no problem. Same goes for garlic, smoking and other things. Always follow your date's lead when ordering food. The same girlfriend taught me that, too.

GaYellowDawg

(4,449 posts)
3. How about...
Mon Nov 27, 2017, 02:37 PM
Nov 2017

... letting her dictate the action? If she doesn't open her mouth, you don't. If she does, so can you.

The last woman I kissed, I asked her if I could first. Told her I'd really regretted not kissing her the prior date, and could I make up for it now? The answer was yes, and then she went straight to the French kiss. Much fun was had by all.

ismnotwasm

(41,998 posts)
4. And if they smack you across the face and bloody your nose?
Mon Nov 27, 2017, 02:52 PM
Nov 2017

Yes they happened to me. He also shoved his fingers down my throat to try to get me to shut up while I screamed. I fought my way out of the car. I was lucky

I understand your point MM, but that incident from my past the first thing I thought of when I read the title of your post.

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