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I won't be on DU for awhile. I need anal transplant surgery. (Original Post) LuckyCharms Nov 2017 OP
I'm gonna steal that dembotoz Nov 2017 #1
You know, that's what it felt like... LuckyCharms Nov 2017 #2
"But I like you" Eliot Rosewater Nov 2017 #27
Or as my grandpa once told me... mbusby Nov 2017 #25
I'm so tense lately my seat cushions resemble Hershey Kisses. nt Snotcicles Nov 2017 #34
He's so dense he could bend light underpants Nov 2017 #3
Yep, that fits. LuckyCharms Nov 2017 #5
He's a black hole... 3catwoman3 Nov 2017 #30
You know where I'd start looking? underpants Nov 2017 #4
hahahahahaha LuckyCharms Nov 2017 #6
Wasn't that a South Park episode? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Nov 2017 #7
Could have been...haven't watched it in a long time. n/t LuckyCharms Nov 2017 #9
Yes but they realized that The Simpsons had already done a show on it underpants Nov 2017 #14
I thought this was real for a split second. Caliman73 Nov 2017 #8
Me too...still can't wrap my head around it. n/t LuckyCharms Nov 2017 #11
A buddy of mine had to have his reattached after a particularly hot curry... OnDoutside Nov 2017 #10
My buddy blows his out on a regular basis. n/t LuckyCharms Nov 2017 #12
I presume he needs a change in diet ? !!! OnDoutside Nov 2017 #15
I so want one of the code talkers mainstreetonce Nov 2017 #13
That would be so funny, to have that skit with Ilsa Nov 2017 #29
*Clicks in* out of concern and a degree of befuddlement Denzil_DC Nov 2017 #16
I am laughing so hard it hurts. My cat is worried about me. Doreen Nov 2017 #17
Post of the day/month/year, Lucky!!! Leghorn21 Nov 2017 #18
Gotcher sphinctor donor right here: marble falls Nov 2017 #19
That would be a brain transplant for trump. George II Nov 2017 #20
I think this would work as a donor... whopis01 Nov 2017 #21
Just be sure they don't cross your anus with your optic nerve. Binkie The Clown Nov 2017 #22
Groooooooaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn keithbvadu2 Nov 2017 #23
That is so bad... 3catwoman3 Nov 2017 #31
A lot of Rs need this surgery to DeminPennswoods Nov 2017 #24
the CRINGE presidency. Kali Nov 2017 #26
Dude.. DangerousUrNot Nov 2017 #28
America needs a major randr Nov 2017 #32
I thought you were serious. You got me :-) syringis Nov 2017 #33
Your anus? Wednesdays Nov 2017 #35

LuckyCharms

(17,454 posts)
2. You know, that's what it felt like...
Mon Nov 27, 2017, 05:41 PM
Nov 2017

like when you grit your teeth and suck air through them...that's what I did. I still can't believe he said that. I would say he is a nightmare, but he's worse than that.

Eliot Rosewater

(31,113 posts)
27. "But I like you"
Mon Nov 27, 2017, 08:13 PM
Nov 2017

isnt that what dumbshit said right after the racial slur, talking to the Code Talking heroes?

He did it purposely in front of the president who liked to kill Code talkers, and their families.

He did it to men who have done more for this country than he and his entire family and group could do if they all lived 200 lifetimes each.

Caliman73

(11,742 posts)
8. I thought this was real for a split second.
Mon Nov 27, 2017, 05:44 PM
Nov 2017

Now I am laughing out loud at work and one person walked by my office to see if I was okay.

Thanks.

It is true though, I actually felt nauseous at that comment for a bit.

Ilsa

(61,695 posts)
29. That would be so funny, to have that skit with
Mon Nov 27, 2017, 08:21 PM
Nov 2017

Translation in subtitles. They could get away with a lot, I bet.

Denzil_DC

(7,250 posts)
16. *Clicks in* out of concern and a degree of befuddlement
Mon Nov 27, 2017, 05:56 PM
Nov 2017

*Reads*

*Sighs*

*Clicks out* again to wander off to Latest Breaking News to try to figure out what Donny boy's loose little fingers have been up to this time.

DangerousUrNot

(431 posts)
28. Dude..
Mon Nov 27, 2017, 08:16 PM
Nov 2017

I’m sorry to hear that. I didn’t even know that was possible. Do they have another anus and anal canal on deck? Let us know how it goes.

syringis

(5,101 posts)
33. I thought you were serious. You got me :-)
Tue Nov 28, 2017, 12:27 PM
Nov 2017

I like this better.

Take care of you, Trump doesn't worth undergoing such pain.



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