Makes me want to bang my head against the wall a while.

several hours later, I have no idea what I meant. It's like I just threw a bunch of random words together.

...the Smoker you get, the player you are!

Maybe she was off her meds.

Inside her head

LOL!

Life has gotten very strange....is it something "they" are adding to the water?

2016 came and its like the end of the old planet earth and the beginning of something else

stand back and look at earth. A tiny spinning ball of dirt with the only life we know of now, and many are trying to kill each other off or at minimal make their lives miserable. Is that F'ed up or what.

Bred and bread are homonyms.
Maybe she should have said bred instead of breed.

There are some days I wish I had stayed in bed.

There is a term for it, but can't remember what it is.

When I was a student nurse, a schizophrenic looked at my name tag and said, "You're a paramecium!" I couldn't help but laugh. Yes, my name does sound a bit like paramecium, but it was the first time and last time that anyone every made that strange association.

Donald Trump Syndrome? The Elevator Quit Working the Upper Floors?

Oh well. Maybe I will just blame it on the moon.

I've had therapy patients who were really compelling to listen to because if you could grab hold and hang on they made a brilliant, if utterly disjointed, kind of linguistic sense.

Needs more of a buildup.

The bread aisle!

Not exactly a thigh-slapper, but it would make some sense.

pun using the noun bread and the past participle of breed, but she was in some way impaired and could not pull it off.

My advice: Back away slowly, and don't make any sudden moves.

Vanished! Never saw her coming and don't know where she went.

Hell if I know what she meant. Was she from Cleveland? (My hometown, so cool off.)

I have met strange before. Never had it seek me out, though.

Do you remember Ghoulardi?

Central Ill-noise and then western Washingtoon.

Right down to the Brownies. Do you think in my lifetime???

I used to root for the Browns just to PO the Steelers fans. Really got some of them going too. I still remember that fight song as it played every year;

Yes. Apparently plenty of ex NE Ohions here but I’ve never have heard anyone mention the guy who preceded Big Chuck and Hoolihan. I recently saw some old videos of him on YouTube.

My favorite was when some poor kid would send in a beautiful model they’d spent 60 hours building and he’d stick a big firecracker in it and blow it to shit. And that bizarre laugh that would accompany it. I was just a little tyke in those days.

His son is the famous director Paul Thomas Anderson.

Ernie Anderson (Ghoulardi's real name) was also famous for negotiating a landmark deal for narrating the Shell Bicentennial Minutes back in the 70s. Made him a fortune.

I sure remember her but don’t remember him blowing up her picture. Could you imagine what Dorothy or Walter Chronkite or Huntley and Brinkley would think of politics today? Mostly a conservative bunch but their love for America showed.

I was really little. I seem to remember Goulardi liked to show bad grade B monster movies. My mom loved those so would let me stay up and watch sometimes. I remember Big Chuck and Hoolihan better. My mom was Polish so she thought the Kielbasi Kid and the Parma jokes were real funny.

Good old Channel 8 in Cleveland.

And rats on tv?!

But I wouldn’t put it past him and probably could have gotten away with it back then. I just remember all the terrible schlock monster and sci-fi movies. My vote for worst ever was a movie called The Wizard of Mars. Done on such a low budget. There was a scene where the astronauts were in a life raft, after a crash I suppose. They were being attacked by some sort of alligator things. You could actually see the ropes that were pulling the alligators thru the water.

Weird shit. What made me laugh is when you said you thought it was something racial
Like minorities breed like animals? I’m black and have heard many racial jokes but don’t see a connection.

I'm white, but am a sexual minority. I know how mean people can be so I'm always suspect when strangers come right up to me out of the blue to says jokes!

They are already admitting their humor sucks.

Hell, there's some people who keep waiting at a stop sign for it to turn green.

Shew had an earpiece and her friends told her to say something completely pointless to see how you react. Then she wwent back to her friends and they all laughed and laughed and laughed.

Could explain a lot.

She told it a little wrong, but it's too damned funny. I'm going to have to remember that for work.

I was just laughing to be polite.

The woman is certifiable!

Like a gas cloud, only noisy.

Slang for cash. An insulting racist joke and your response was perfect, she publicly humiliated herself.

So she is always looking for (cash). But, (my invisible friends) they breed like animals. I'm going to stick with "This is your brain on drugs". "With a side of schizophrenia".

"I'm ready for my closeup now Mr Freud".

Not much of a joke, but I don't see how it applies to one race or another.

It makes no sense.

At best I might have finally said something like, what do you see when the Pilsbury Dough Boy Bends over? Just to break the tension, but I don't get their joke, or what they meant.

My best guess is they were elderly and didn't recall a joke correctly or were deeply confused. Either way they were using you, a stranger, as a sounding board to try and prove their friends/family were the ones mistaken and not them. My Nana was infamous for this in her latter years.

I used to work in nursing homes and have been bitten by people with no teeth. It was kind of depressing for them.

Please, don't think less of me for it! It was the visuals my mind conjured that did me in!

Assume every white person is also a racist. I attended a party for one my friends' daughter. Her Grandmother was there and casually dropped in a story about a "nigger woman" she knows. She was shocked that my wife and I took offense.

The white privilege is showing.

and she simply sounds nutters.

Although, I once had a stranger tell me a joke in the grocery store that still cracks me up. Old lady (she told me she was 96 and thankful each day for waking up), asked me where some item was, then proceeded to tell me a naughty joke.

This was the joke: guy leads a sex talk, asks the audience how often they do the deed: "twice a week?" - about half the audience raises their hands; "once a month?" - another group raises their hands, etc.; until finally, "once a year?" - one guy raises his hand enthusiastically. Speaker asks: "if you only get it once a year, why are you so excited?" Audience member answers: "today's the day!" Totally a silly joke, but the fact that it was told to me in a grocery store by a 96 year old woman was hysterical.

That's kinda funny.

Of course, since I have no idea if you are male or female, if it was supposed to be a joke or a pick up line.

Their "jokes" are NOT funny.

But, it makes no sense grammatically. Word salad. Her thinking is somewhat off, I suspect.

I would have told her that she is a racist who is a big part of the problem.