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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsScribbles by Mitch McConnells Grandchild Accidentally Incorporated Into G.O.P. Tax Bill
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/scribbles-by-mitch-mcconnells-grandchild-accidentally-incorporated-into-gop-tax-bill
SATIRE by Andy Borowitz
Illustration by Vivienne Luo, age three
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)The version of the tax bill that Republican senators voted for early Saturday morning included scribbles in the margins by Mitch McConnells grandchild, the Senate Majority Leader has confirmed.
The scribbles, which the two-year-old drew when his grandfather left a copy of the bill unattended during Thanksgiving, were mistaken by Republican staff members for the work of McConnell himself and were hurriedly incorporated into the bill.
McConnell struck a philosophical note when he disclosed to reporters that the random crayon squiggles were on the verge of becoming the law of the land. Laws are like sausagesits better not to see them being made, he chuckled.
The Congressional Budget Office estimated that the toddlers scrawl would add one trillion dollars to the budget deficit and result in ten million Americans losing their homes, but said that the scribbles were the most coherent passage in the bill.
Illustration by Vivienne Luo, age three
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)The version of the tax bill that Republican senators voted for early Saturday morning included scribbles in the margins by Mitch McConnells grandchild, the Senate Majority Leader has confirmed.
The scribbles, which the two-year-old drew when his grandfather left a copy of the bill unattended during Thanksgiving, were mistaken by Republican staff members for the work of McConnell himself and were hurriedly incorporated into the bill.
McConnell struck a philosophical note when he disclosed to reporters that the random crayon squiggles were on the verge of becoming the law of the land. Laws are like sausagesits better not to see them being made, he chuckled.
The Congressional Budget Office estimated that the toddlers scrawl would add one trillion dollars to the budget deficit and result in ten million Americans losing their homes, but said that the scribbles were the most coherent passage in the bill.
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Scribbles by Mitch McConnells Grandchild Accidentally Incorporated Into G.O.P. Tax Bill (Original Post)
L. Coyote
Dec 2017
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mucifer
(23,565 posts)1. I love Borowitz. I really do. But it's just not funny. It's too horrible to be funny.
CrispyQ
(36,509 posts)2. I can rec, but I'm having a hard time laughing anymore.
At Borowitz & our wonderful cartoonists.
Wounded Bear
(58,706 posts)4. The Repub war on sarcasm and irony rolls on apace...
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,191 posts)3. He missed the part where it said
Grandpa's a dumbass.