that crazy looking guy in NYC

do not apply to your emperor.

Seeing that image, hearing/reading his laughable statement. Let that sink in.

is told what to say by don the con that he is in great shape. I wonder how much trump pays him off to say that.

(Homage to Firesign Theater.)

Here's a quarter .....

That's not much of a cough.

are all pops and hisses and skips.

Aw he's no fun, he fell right over.....

Oh, and...

You forgot your pickle.

I was boooorn an American
And I lived an American
In America USA.....

pickle:

regnaD kciN

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At Fourth and Drucker I turned right. At Drucker and Fourth I turned left, into a large sandstone building... Oh! My nose!

I raised the huge obsidian door knocker. Hey! You in there! Your door knocker fell off.

And don't get me started about Loosener's Castor Oil Flakes. It ain't no use, unless you've got the boost, the boost you get from Loosener's. Loo-o-o-osener's! The all weather breakfast. (Just ask Lieutenant Bradshaw.)

So damned many memories.

On edit: Upon review, now apparently faded.

You're all Catholic....

https://www.mediaite.com/online/meet-harold-bornstein-personal-physician-to-donald-trump/



Meet Harold Bornstein, Personal Physician to Donald Trump
by Andrew Husband | 2:57 pm, December 14th, 2015

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harold bornstein donald trump doctorRepublican presidential candidate Donald Trump has been promising a full report on his health for some time. Well, said report finally arrived on Monday and it didn’t disappoint. Not one bit.

Why? Because, like Trump, the health report was as boisterous and bloated as the New York real estate mogul’s campaign for the White House has been. Plus, the world finally got to meet his personal physician — a gastroenterological specialist by the name of Dr. Harold N. Bornstein.

There’s a lot to unpack here, so let’s look at Trump’s announcement first. He writes on Facebook that he is “proud to share this report,” which he claims was “written by the highly respected Dr. Jacob Bornstein of Lenox Hill Hospital.” This is already false, because the opening lines of the report contradict the name of Trump’s doctor.

Statement from Trump's doctor on his health: pic.twitter.com/bVwR0d8psn

— Gabby Morrongiello (@gabriellahope_) December 14, 2015

Dr. Jacob Bornstein was Trump’s personal physician until his son Harold took over in 1980. So either Trump is being nostalgic with his announcement, or he just doesn’t care enough to remember the name of his doctor.

This leads us to the statement itself, which has… problems. Like a weirdly-worded salutation (“To Whom My Concern”) and many other noticeable grammatical (and personality) issues.

if you get my drift.'.

For his neck.

He apparently got a very bad rash after his Brazilian wax (you know, the way Putin likes it)? Ugh. I think I just made myself vomit a little into my mouth.

But they got the chingina down pretty accurately.

bs letter from the weird doctor about how healthy trump was.

He will test positive for everything

yet again pisses on what’s been a convention for some time now (decades), and none of them utter a peep. And they screamed when Bill Clinton was told to lose some weight back in the 90s. Trump has gotten even fatter, and he eats garbage like a teenager instead of a 70 year old man who is hiding his real state medically.

On top of that it pretty much confirms that Trump is hiding something. If he really was oh-so-healthy (the healthiest man EVER TO BECOME PRESIDENT) like his quack nutcase doctor claimed he wouldn’t hesitate to get a checkup so he could brag about his awesome test “scores,” etc.

Of course he doesn’t want his weight revealed either — Trump is a giant bloated whale compared to any of the past presidents going back for decades — at least back to Taft (the recent presidents were in great shape going back to Kennedy — Clinton was just a bit pudgy. Trump is way beyond pudgy, and he hides it in those tent-sized suits he always wear).

and probably his cardiac risk profile is out of the normal range, so is his mental facilities.

who would certainly tell him to lay off the Big Macs, fries, KFC, beautiful chocolate cake and two scoops of ice cream, lose about 50 lbs., get some exercise and avoid rage-induced stress?

..."All his tests came back positive."

The Trojan Horse won't enter Walter Reed as a patient unless he collapses on national television. So far, babbling on national tv has not done the trick. He will have to fall on the floor and lose consciousness.

Basic and vital for him to see a doctor. It needs to be an emergency, and Bornstein needs to be unavailable.

His doctor/mechanic isn't looking forward to it. He pitches a fit when they insert the dipstick. He has to be given TWO lollipops to calm him down.