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HEAVENIn a statement released today God, the supreme being and creator of the universe, confirmed that he has once again postponed the transfer of the planet Earth to the meek.
Representatives of the meek confirmed that, to date, they have not inherited anything. Gustavo Barros, 67, a blind, homeless man from the slums of Rio De Janeiro, read a statement prepared by the group. At this time we are, unfortunately, still poor, hungry, and downtrodden, said Barros. Moreover, based on the lack of response from God to our repeated inquiries, we're fairly certain that for the foreseeable future, the Earth will remain in the control of the powerful interests that seek to maintain the status quo.
The news came as a great relief to the non-meek, everywhere. When they announced that release I started getting really nervous, said Joel Quinlan, 50, a Connecticut hedge fund manager worth over $7 billion. I was like, Uh oh. The jig is up. The meek have inherited the Earth and Im probably going to lose my yacht. But it turned out it was just a false alarm. I was so relieved I bought myself another yacht.
Many non-meek questioned the meeks ability to manage the Earth, were they to inherit it. I dont think these meek should be running things, said Yousuf Qureshi, 33, a Somali warlord who has killed over 400 people. They are not proactive enough.
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cantbeserious
(13,039 posts)eom
Ichingcarpenter
(36,988 posts)US president Ronald Reagan champions a compassionate campaign to resupply the freedom fighters in Nicaragua with machine guns, C-4 plastic explosives, and other humanitarian weapons that they so desperately need in their struggle against literacy, teachers, health clinics and agricultural co-operatives.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)eliminerlesud
(18 posts)hobbit709
(41,694 posts)Where is the "Like" button? Powerful statement.
zeemike
(18,998 posts)Jesus never said that the meek would inherit anything...that is a liberal lie made up by the liberal media.
What he really said is that the meek will never inherit the earth because, well they are meek and the strong and aggressive are those who god really love.
That lie was created by the communist socialist Marxist to confuse us all.
99th_Monkey
(19,326 posts)Tierra_y_Libertad
(50,414 posts)Ichingcarpenter
(36,988 posts)but we must be kind to those that don't
Ignorance is bliss but I'm blistered.