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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThat's it! Mitt Romney is actually an Agent from the Matrix.
Agent Smith, meet Agent Romney.
demwing
(16,916 posts)backscatter712
(26,355 posts)...marveled at its beauty, its genius? Billions of people just living out their lives, oblivious. Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world, where none suffered, where everyone would be happy? It was a disaster. No one would accept the program, entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world, but I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through misery and suffering. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this, the peak of your civilization. I say your civilization, because as soon as we started thinking for you it really became our civilization, which is of course what this is all about. Evolution, Obama, evolution. Like the dinosaur. Look out that window. You've had your time. The future is our world, Obama. The future is our time.
Initech
(100,080 posts)backscatter712
(26,355 posts)And I've long hypothesized that that manager is actually a computer program himself, a lesser Agent, if you will, who's job is to keep the coppertops from acting out. What better way to do that in the Matrix than to be the boss?
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-WZsCt7Ythu4n/the_matrix_1999_boss_office/
C_U_L8R
(45,003 posts)If maybe Mitt is an incarnation of Bob from the Church of the Subgenius.
backscatter712
(26,355 posts)C_U_L8R
(45,003 posts)maybe he's the Anti-Bob
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)I see you corrected yourself below, however.
C_U_L8R
(45,003 posts)there's an uncanny resemblance
just add some otherworldly dyed silver temples