It speaks to the generation, though.

So, yeah . . .

I stopped in my tracks and burst out laughing too!

I wonder who the first democratic candidate will be to drop out. I can't imagine any until after Iowa.

...the baseball equivalent of a manager looking down the bench at a solid line up of .115 hitters.

PEACE!

for comedians

Some are good friends of mine. Many are not. They are stupid. I won't say which ones. I will build a fence. It'll be huge.

The best field, the absolute best. The other party is stupid and losers.

Peace

14 Republican clowns in the car, 14 Republican clowns,
If one of those clowns decides to bow out, 13 Republican clowns in the car.....

About Face, Christian Soldiers!

...there are so many other clowns to follow!

Same with Perry.

Your whole campaign was a big oops, perry.

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.

+1 for Gov. Perry... the smartest thing you have do in... errr... like ever.

Its still Rick Perry under there!

several more to go.

Soon? Is that why he's dropping out?

But I think his .00001% polling and scrounging under the sofa cushions to pay his staffers had more to do with it.

The biggest Buffoon ever. I predict Perry's going to start a trend, yet all of the single digit percentages will probably go right up to the front runner. What to do...be humiliated now or later?

The rest of the "tremendous" field are but tremendous losers.

will be historic. Hasn't been done in half a century. So exciting that we will break the trend.

His ego won't let him flame out this fast. There's several low runger's that'll go before him.

The clown car lightened by one.

is directly related to his legal proceedings. I wonder if the court system has ruled against him and the prosecutors can proceed with charges of felony abuse of power. I heard that the decision could be coming soon.

Now he is an after thought and former governor going to jail doesn't have the same dramatics.

It's GilMORE rising!!!!

They call themselves the "Gilmore Girls".

We are actually watching Gilmore Girls on Netflix RIGHT NOW.

I suggested it to my wife when was pregnant due to a recommendation from people here on DU. My daughter is now 10 and she LOVES the show. She used to kick in the womb when Carol King sang the theme song.

At least he's exceeded mine. I was guessing he'd be the first to go.

Congratulations to Governor Gilmore on outlasting someone!

Our standardized testing began when Gilmore was Governor. They are called then Standards of Learning....yes SOL's.

Well, somebody had to say it!

So down to 15.....they are allowing 11 at the big table to allow Carley into the debate. So the child's table will only have 4 candidates? Seems that one might even give the candidates more time to talk.

Too bad he ever entered politics in the first place. Just think of where Texas might be had he never darkened the doors of the capital.

If so, God sure has a lousy track record in picking republicans.

"Oops. I dialed the wrong brain in which to put the crazy thoughts."

So he doesn't even have balls to man up and say he quit?

Something to do with FEC regulations about what happens to whatever campaign funds he has left.

and several countries south of the border.

Wonder if they'll let him have 1 round for the big "Illegal shootin'" gun?

Freak show!

If only he had worn two pairs of glasses.

will have 4 people? (CNN yesterday announced their main debate would feature 11 candidates, number 11 being Chris Christie. Originally they only slated 10 but I guess they want Christie's bluster on stage)

about Perry dropping out. On one hand the more he opens his mouth the crazier he seems which is kind of entertaining but on the other hand he makes it very embarrassing to be a Texan. I am totally glad that finally after what seems forever he will no longer be in the news.

vacation.

1. No one likes him.

2. He has no money.

3. America prefers its crooked politicians wait till they're elected before they go bad.

now when you climbed out of the clown car ...........................


Honk------------------for a political revolution Bernie 2016

1. Donald Rump has the racist/teabagger primary vote sewn up.

2. The glasses really DIDN'T make him any smarter like Jebbie told him would happen.

3. Errr,... Ummm,... ahhh,... OOOPS!!!

PEACE!

... but that might inadvertently convey the wrong impression about Perry's intelligence.

a bottle of syrup.

Well, Gov'na, I do believe you mistook an insult for a compliment.

now take a fucking hike

Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you on the way out.

Didn't even make it to this year's "Oops" moment, I was looking forward to that!

Didn't even make it to this year's "Oops" moment, I was looking forward to that!

Because if not, the GOP is fresh out of "the usual."

And at the same time, the three top GOP runners are a former liberal friend of the Clintons, an African-American brain surgeon, and an asshole with an Hispanic last name.

Let's just pull off the mask for the knuckledraggers and tell them the Democrats were behind it all the whole time, hahahahaha!

Assuming he's not in prison.

Within four years, Texas A&M will have designated Perry as God Almighty---as well they should, given all the countless millions of dollars he's channeled to that school over the last few years. They'll give Perry the on-campus office building and salary to go with that title, and Perry will be able to finish out his days consistently---as a government worker......

How could he not know that his goal was impossible? Is his egotism so great that he disregards his own miserable record of failure? There has got to be something wrong with a guy like this. No disrespect to Rick, and I do not mean this in a bad way, but you were absolutely batshit nuts to run again.

P.S. I recently read a book about psychopathy by self-styled psychopath M.E. English. She says that psychopaths have a kind of blindness to the downside of every choice, and that's why they screw up their own lives and the lives of other people.

I just went through the list of (now) 16 candidates. I forgot a few of these idiots. It will be interesting watching them drop one by one. Unfortunately, there isn't a single republican running who doesn't make me sick. I tried to find the least bad one and I couldn't. They are all so awful.

Jeb Bush, former Governor of Florida (1999–2007)
Ben Carson, former Director of Pediatric Neurosurgery, Johns Hopkins Hospital (1984–2013)
Chris Christie, Governor of New Jersey (2010–present)
Ted Cruz, U.S. Senator from Texas (2013–present)
Carly Fiorina, former CEO of Hewlett-Packard (1999–2005)
Jim Gilmore, former Governor of Virginia (1998–2002)
Lindsey Graham, U.S. Senator from South Carolina (2003–present)
Mike Huckabee, former Governor of Arkansas (1996–2007)
Bobby Jindal, Governor of Louisiana (2008–present)
John Kasich, Governor of Ohio (2011–present)
George Pataki, former Governor of New York (1995–2006)
Rand Paul, U.S. Senator from Kentucky (2011–present)
Marco Rubio, U.S. Senator from Florida (2011–present)
Rick Santorum, former U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania (1995–2007)
Donald Trump, Chairman of The Trump Organization (1971–present)
Scott Walker, Governor of Wisconsin (2011–present)

Not really.

He's next though...

1. He's an idget.
2. He's a featherweight.
3. Oops! I forget what #3 is.

I see his judgment is as intact as it ever was. Just consider their front-runner:

Everyone who remembers the theme song from the Micky Mouse Club sing along:

Who campaigns like he cares
Not for you or me?
D-O-N
A-L-D
T-R-U-M-P!

Who spouts off, has no clue
On foreign po-li-cy?
D-O-N
A-L-D
T-R-U-M-P!

Mickey Mouse (Donald Trump!)
Mickey Mouse (Donald Trump!)

A helicopter just to get him
High, high, high, high!

Come along and sing his song
Toss poor folks in the street
D-O-N
A-L-D
T-R-U-M-P!

Go and trash all Mexico,
Repeat it in a Tweet!
D-O-N
A-L-D
T-R-U-M-P!

Mickey Mouse (Donald Trump!)
Mickey Mouse (Donald Trump!)

A helicopter just to get him
High, high, high, high!

M-I-C……….see all that hair?
K-E-Y………..why? Because you can’t see anything else!
T-R-U-M-P!

Or maybe he's losing money on the deal?

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