But YES YES YES god almighty already, YES YES YES on the droopy pants thing!!!!!!!

That is unsightly.

come on! Let's cover up for the LORD. There's no reason why anyone should see cleavage too!

Forget cleavage - just shoulders or collarbones are enough to get some people hot.

Just cover the entire body and face.

It seems war crimes and financial fraud are okay and saggy pants are illegal.

and wearing short-shorts the next until I was cited then I'd sue

God walked around naked. Totally swinging dick naked.

vengeful, likes gold, beautiful angels, HATES saggy pants and naked women! - oh wait, cancel that last one.

Where is Kevin Bacon when you need him?

first thing I thought was " soon this will be a movie script"

...the impure thoughts he was having to go away.

Profound.

wearing pants. Suit pants or jeans? Khakis? Madras plaid?


?

One of the funniest things I ever saw was a skinny kid walking down Main Street and his saggy pants fell down. All the way down. From cool to fool in a second.

He was breaking away from them only to get tripped up when his pants fell to his ankles.

I imagine him falling to the ground thinking, "this fashion is stupid!"

around his mid thighs. Guys shooting the video from a car shouted some racial epithets at him. Guy started running after them and tripped on his own pants.

His pants wear below his butt in the back and he was wear neon yellow underwear. It's a fad that I hope will die soon.

... of sanctimonious jerks that are always screeching about FREEDOM! and LIBERTY! What they fail to mention is that it's all about THEIR freedom to tell US what to do. We get the freedom to obey. Fuck that.

Fancy name for sex toys.

I dont think they've ever been found illegal because they apply to everyone.
And it does have to be the stupidest "fashion statement" since draping an unused sweater around your neck in the 80s

You had to be prepared for it.

Pantaloons are saggy, they just don't fall down.

Bell-Bottoms don't fall down but they could be described as saggy
below the knees.

Weight-loss pants fall down too. This will require all new wardrobes
for big losers.

which one is correct?

Be easy to do in a small town like that. Take a look at their council page, they don't do much anyway.

I grew up in a town like that in Alabama and the only people from my generation that are still there are the people that utterly could not escape.

Everyone else moved as soon as they could. There aren't really any young people in towns like that. By the time you're old enough to vote, you're either addicted to drugs, have 2-3 kids keeping you there, or you're leaving a trail of burned rubber getting the hell out.

they obviously have nothing important to be bothered about.

....will give him something more useful to spend his apparently ample amount of spare time on.

It's weird how that works.

So does that mean they are banning fox news in their state. Those women wear dresses
so short that they have to sit like statues to stop people from seeing their crotch.

Councilman Goodman obviously doesn't understand the importance of "Daisy Dukes" to Southern women. Every Southern woman has at least one pair of Daisy Dukes -- some of them shouldn't be seen in public but that's another topic.

For you damnyankees, "Daisy Dukes" are very short cut-off jeans named after the lead female character on the old TV show "The Dukes of Hazzard."

Here's Daisy wearing her "Daisy Dukes:"

QUIT WITH THE SOUTHERN GENERALIZATIONS.

same off studio lot could result in a breach of contract lawsuit against her.


Generalizations are created over time by first and second parties having similar experiences regarding a third party.

Generalizations often have some truth to them.

Have you ever left a generalized comment on "gun-nuts" or "Republicans" or "conservatives" or "Bible-thumpers" or "lawyers"? Ever?


Society could never function without assumptions and generalizations.

lame conservative rednecks. A city ordinance?lol only a right wing conservative will come up with this crap. The conservative religious nutjobs just happen to have a itch for something they don't like.

what's next you can only have a certain color hair?

...so I'm gonna outlaw girls'es butts.

If that is all the town has to worry about, they are in for a surprise when one of the kids rents Footloose by mistake on Netflix.

... unless, of course, one is hoping to raise revenues by fining offenders.

-- Mal