as with any person with a GUN yep.

Seriously. There is no irony.

AND the warranty...

And they can be faulty.

Still no reason to pull a gun. As if there is ever a reason.

but one buys those devices from a medical device company, not Ye Olde Porn Shoppe.

Are we still doing DUZYs? If so, the above comment deserves one!

"Man pulls penis pump on firearms dealer over faulty gun"
Police are still looking for surrealist criminal.

Why are people so damn hostile over stupid things? Where does that lack of self-control come from?

then put his on the "Slightly Used" discount shelf.

... but I don't want to think about it.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!

I now have a 3-inch penis!

this didn't happen in Florida.

I'm sure it's in the bed-stand your ground law somewhere.

because they didn't want to take sunlight away from the environment. She said she was surprised it didn't happen in Florida.

A good guy with a pump.

Problem Is Between Penis And Penis Pump

really cool!

IMO

claims he vowed to return. My sources state he vowed to come again.

They were on end-of-an-era sale.

Store clerks have been killed for a lot less.

According to the penile system.

Since he's not a hardened criminal.

...'cuz waving your penis around in public is a big no-no.

One notices that what passes for "LBN" on DU is often the silliest sort of local story.

...punsters on DU have risen to the occasion and really come into their own on this thread.

There's a shocker.

But on the other hand, I guess it didn't.

On headline. I don't need to read the article.

from Florida doing in Minnesota in the winter?

Me thinks that there is a theme to this posting