Polar Bears walked on their own from the Artic to the Middle East/Southwest Asia and they can't be trusted without being put in a cage?

they weren't eating people left and right on the way there?

they feed and water animals for '40 days and 40 nights?

fresh water from rain sure, but without tons of hay all the animals would starve in about 2 weeks tops.

Just because it isn't mentioned doesn't mean it did not happen!

Preservation of meat would have been a problem, and the bible doesn't mention surplus animals being brought along for the meat-eaters.

Get thee behind me unclean worshipper of baal, or some other blindingly logical answer.

n/t

also proves that cartoons are real.

They are just not alive.

And they're not alive either.

for all the fresh water fish.
And all the tanks for fresh water for everyone on board.

I agree with you----they are going to have to do an update on the size of the vessel

If you hypothetically added enough water to raise sea levels by 25,000+ feet, you'd dilute ocean water to the point sea life couldn't survive. Freshwater fish would likely have an easier time of it (though they'd still all run out of food as the aquatic food chain fell apart in short order).

Let's see those tanks holding the great white sharks and schools of tuna!

A 2011 study estimates 8.7 million species on earth, of which only about 1.2 million have been identified and counted.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_biodiversity

I am certain that they will have a reasonable explanation for this ----how about the gator pond? gators and crocs have to b e separate because of their fresh vs salt water requirements

About half of the 33,000 fish species are fresh water fish.

Conversely, so much rain to flood over the top of Mt Everest would dilute the salt water, so they might need tanks for salt water fish.

Would really need tanks for all species of fish, to maintain the correct amount of salinity for each.

Something fishy about their whole story.

I hope you are not going to use scientific fact to disrupt activities at the theme park

Where did all that water go when the rain stopped?

All the water went to Pittsburgh. I can't prove it, but hey, I am quite sure I am right.

You don't need a breeding pair of every animal; speciation (could have) occurred after the Flood.

Don't expect consistency. Some will argue "nothing like evolution." Some will argue that evolution from one species to another is right out, but having species diversify is okay--maybe in general, maybe as a one-time thing, and good luck sorting out that difference between that an evolution as usually taught in high school.

The reason for not expecting consistency is that there are different groups of creationists with different sets of beliefs. The most shoddily thinking of them conflate them all into a kind of plum-pudding. Others try to be "theory"-internally consistent. (The science guy in me hates that usage of "theory"; but the humanities guy in me finds it to be perfectly acceptable usage. No, the science definition is not The One True Definition.) Even secularists come in different flavors, depending on their depth and range of knowledge and what they want to believe.

Heck, there are even old-Earth creationists. The universe started 13.7 billion years ago, the earth was formed 4.67 billion years ago, but the Genesis creation story is the re-creation after the Earth was trashed. Under that version, man was made less than 6000 years ago. Some, I suspect, even liked the book on the "Origin of Consciousness and the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind." Why? Because if man was created in God's image, that wasn't necessarily (they argue) physical, but moral or intellectual, and so there might be some quasi-literal way to keep 1.5 million year old fossils *and* "True Humans" being formed 6000 or fewer years back. Enjoy.

In other words, every dog, wolf, and everything that looks like one came from the two wolves that were on the boat.

Logic plays no part in any of this. The greater the intellectual gap, the better they feel because that requires greater 'faith'.

A quality they have been told is the defining characterstic of a human being and second to none.

nt

were part of the oil companies exhibits

the idea was the oil came from decayed dinosaurs

Sinclair oil logo was a big green brontosaurus

what do you expect from the age of Fred Flintstone

Free, with fill-up at participating stations.

they had these giant injection moulding machines, under domes plexi-glass if
they had such a thing then. You put in I think it was 50 cents, the two halves of
the mold came together, lots of noise, a minute or two late the molds popped
apart and the dino was out the ejection shoot

Usually there's one or two available on eBay

Instead of money spent on some farce. Dinosaurs lol

When candidates for national offices are forced to raise millions to fund their campaigns, I always wonder how many hungry people that vast amount of money could feed.

I hadn't thought about the idea of the story----so attendees at the park get to tell their kid about the angry God that flooded the earth -----I think the kids would be better at Six Flags

Or was it gopher wood? I often get my magic woods confused

Putting these dinosaurs on a fake boat financed with state tax breaks prove dinosaurs and man coexisted???

maybe calling it "proof" would make sense if i were a fundamentalist creationist? clearly not the target audience.

I'm so confused.

Now it all makes sense.

and how instead the same materials could have built housing for the homeless.

When the contribution scam ends and the project goes belly-up, it could still be turned into Section 8 Housing.

So, is Mr. Hamm going to show an emu or a cassowary, and call it a dinosaur?

Haele

Lest they rip off somebody's head.

...getting in the coop anymore.

Just asking.

A couple dozen humans on a ship, and dozens of known human STD's and genital parasites. That's not good.

The Lord's commandment of "Be fruitful and multiply" would be a LOT harder to carry out once that ship hit dry land with those kind of odds. It would basically be like playing Russian Roulette with your junk.

???????

When one releases the lions and zebras together?

Huh?

And how do the marsupials get to Australia without leaving populations all along the way? Either it's gawd, or the Wallace gap.

I choose the latter.

I'm so tired of these morons.

water creatures on the ark? Whales? Sharks? How about snakes? Satan's favorite animal. Worms? Flys? Mosquitoes?

As a taxpayer, I want to know how he cons 101 million from our government. I want a refund!

The only thing missing is a bunch of billboard ads plastered on the exterior of the ark.

That would be a fun theme park.

One where they charge to go in and one where the droppings from the gene pool get out again ...

My pastor told me that the lord made it so that animals didn't have to eat or defecate when on the ark. Seriously, that is what he told me.

You'd think these characters had no idea how science works ...

Noah spent 75 years building a wooden boat roughly the size of a World War II aircraft carrier, from trees which aren't exactly plentiful in the desert, and no one noticed.

You're also missing out that "the whole world" in the Bible was the Arabian Peninsula. If tigers or polar bears didn't exist in the Arabian Peninsula, they wouldn't have been on the Ark.

And fish? Come on: fish LIVE in water. The Flood was water. Where do you think they were kept?