FEC To God: Prove You Exist, Or We're Booting You From 2016 Race
Source: Talking Points Memo
The 2016 race has ventured into a lot of uncharted political territory, but it's just now touching the divine.
As part of a Federal Election Commission crackdown on fake presidential candidates (remember Deez Nuts?), officials sent a letter to the Staten Island address where Gods campaign manager apparently lives.
It has come to the attention of the Federal Election Commission that you may have failed to include the true, correct, or complete committee name, candidate name, custodian of records name, treasurer name, an FEC analyst wrote in the letter, which was sent Wednesday. Now God has 30 days to prove He exists, or his campaign for the presidency will be terminated.
The letter was sent as part of the FECs effort to sweep fake, parody candidates out of the race. The Center for Public Integrity reported nearly 250 suspected bogus candidates had filed paperwork with the FEC, which also sent warning letters to Satan, Captain Crunch, Rocky Bolboa and Butt Stuff.
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Read more: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/fec-god-running-for-president-parody-candidates
FSogol
(45,527 posts)AllTooEasy
(1,261 posts)I believe that God exists, but I'm not sure that God is in Staten Island legally.
Plucketeer
(12,882 posts)He's got to be citizen #1
Gore1FL
(21,151 posts)yeah I'm not so sure God is a US citizen. He is over 35 but can he prove residency for 14 years in the US?
Chakab
(1,727 posts)blatantly violating federal law by soliciting campaign donates from foreign government officials on multiple occasions?
LakeArenal
(28,845 posts)awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)Deez Nuts gets my vote.