in the back of his station wagon, next to his accordion. He spent an uncomfortable night in jail, until the state college botanist arrived and pronounced the plant a healthy Boston Fern.

Dumbfuckery has no expiration date, though. Do you have a volume dedicated to Florida Man?

Confusing a Boston fern with cannabis???? The LEO who made the preliminary determination obviously didn't have sufficient know-how to be throwing citizens in jail based on such a boneheaded ID.

the municipality will crack down on dumbfuck cops.

You'd see a lot less dumbfuckery.

Somebody had to say it.

I'll be rich!

Back when breathalysers were first being widely used.
He challenged the field test by interrogating not only the arresting officer but police Dept. adherence to the mandated calibration tests of the instruments.
Seems the breathalysers were supposed to be checked for accuracy and re-calibrated every few months or so and police depts were not doing it, thus the cases were being dismissed.
Would think maybe that is still a good legal issue.

More like the test was fudged to support the "found" method.

Why not just eat a bag of sugar?

I wish Live PD was following those cops that night.

And how did it test "positive"???

For what that is worth.