…taking a meeting with the Russians in 2016. Deeply.

In his cell.

He lied about even having the meeting and then about the purpose of the
meeting which he said was about adoptions.

As I recall, in retaliation for the Magniskty Act Russia had shut off the US from adopting Russian children. So in the trumpian world of fact vs. fiction this is a true statement.

Oh, yeah, that meeting. About adoption or something, right?

I already wrote a statement about that meeting, I think.

Oh, yeah. Daddy wrote the statement.

OK, he didn't write it. He dictated it. Maybe that's the wrong word.

But it definitely wasn't a meeting about sabotaging the election with help from a foreign adversarial government.

Because nobody in there was trying to do that.

Well, some people were.

Oh, yeah, my emails. Uh, can we start over?

Super happy great fun post, well done!!!

No shit.

And his Orange Clown of a father.

Who cares, Donnie? Who cares?

It was either
1. take the meeting or
2. spend that time in some other nefarious or immoral activity.

You cheat at politics, you cheat on your wife, you cheat dead elephants of their tails after murdering them. Choosing the meeting should be the least of your regrets.

And yet a new story, ("zoned out"?) He agreed to the meeting to get dirt on Clinton, NOT to discuss the Magnitsky Act. Once he realized he wasn't going to get the dirt he was hoping for he lost interest, just like Roger Stone!!

Womp.

Womp.

LOCK HIM UP!
LOCK HIM UP!
LOCK HIM UP!
LOCK HIM UP!

... fortunately, that is not a legal defense. Lock him UP!