Sarah Sanders to leave White House
Source: The Hill
Sarah Huckabee Sanders will leave her post as White House press secretary at the end of the month, President Trump announced on Thursday.
Sanderss departure caps off a tumultuous, two-year run as Trumps top spokeswoman, marked by tensions with the White House press corps and the disappearance of the daily briefing. During that time, however, Sanders became one of Trumps closest aides.
After 3 1/2 years, our wonderful Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be leaving the White House at the end of the month and going home to the Great State of Arkansas....
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 13, 2019
....She is a very special person with extraordinary talents, who has done an incredible job! I hope she decides to run for Governor of Arkansas - she would be fantastic. Sarah, thank you for a job well done!
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 13, 2019
Read more: https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/448454-sarah-sanders-to-leave-white-house
Link to tweet
TruckFump
(5,812 posts)This is not a joke, right?
PunkinPi
(4,875 posts)SergeStorms
(19,201 posts)an opening at the sewage treatment plant.
Evolve Dammit
(16,736 posts)Bengus81
(6,931 posts)To make sure they can really,really LIE.
dhill926
(16,339 posts)oh...and fuck her...
True Dough
(17,305 posts)hlthe2b
(102,283 posts)rurallib
(62,416 posts)to help him fleece the sheep a bit closer.
NurseJackie
(42,862 posts)Who'd have her now? She'll write ONE book (which will either be self/vanity published... or it'll go directly to the half-price remainders table) then she'll disappear forever.
The very best that ol' walleye can hope for would be to have her own chat show on CBN or PTL or TBN.
BigmanPigman
(51,605 posts)NurseJackie
(42,862 posts)BigmanPigman
(51,605 posts)George II
(67,782 posts)NurseJackie
(42,862 posts)The FIRST animated gif, and the LAST animated gif... just crack me up!
Of them all, I think the first one is the most hilarious, because it starts off so subtle... you're not sure if you're seeing what you thought you saw. It begins as a tease, then the laughter begins in earnest.
Kudos to the artist/animator on that one!
Sucha NastyWoman
(2,749 posts)Whhich I do, thanks to a playground accident when I was eleven.
BigmanPigman
(51,605 posts)Sometimes I can make it do that too...it freaks some people out.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,719 posts)Even if she dyed her hair blond, she still couldn't do the required cleavage and short skirts and fuck-me pumps their elderly male viewers need in order to *ahem* enjoy the programs.
Oppaloopa
(867 posts)Evolve Dammit
(16,736 posts)"Expert guest" perhaps, but probably no show?
Bengus81
(6,931 posts)Uggg...........
IggleDuer
(964 posts)N/T
MarcA
(2,195 posts)BigmanPigman
(51,605 posts)Arkansas (I think it's Arkansas but could be wrong).
volstork
(5,401 posts)...mostly thanks to her dear ol' dad.
Yonnie3
(17,442 posts)or maybe not.
forgotmylogin
(7,529 posts)I mean, she gave, what like nine whole press conferences?
edbermac
(15,940 posts)shanny
(6,709 posts)which would make perfect sense
demmiblue
(36,855 posts)dimmerswitch
(2 posts)She began working with Trump February 2016. Close to 3 and a half years.
DesertRat
(27,995 posts)Dirty Don has been in the WH for almost 2 1/2 years. Welcome to DU!
msongs
(67,412 posts)OnlinePoker
(5,721 posts)His news conferences were like watching Baghdad Bob in the last days of the Hussein regime.
FailureToCommunicate
(14,014 posts)rurallib
(62,416 posts)What employer wants someone like that?
LibDemAlways
(15,139 posts)stocker at WalMart. At last she'll have a gig she's qualified her.
machoneman
(4,007 posts)Yeah haw! Giddy-up as we ride that cow out of the WH!
Take Kellyskank Spinway with you!
47of74
(18,470 posts)cstanleytech
(26,293 posts)truly reputable company or organization.
onetexan
(13,041 posts)and have her on their lineup of liars, since she fits in quite nicely.
cstanleytech
(26,293 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,719 posts)She doesn't have the Fox look. They want their women to look like cocktail waitresses, not prison matrons.
Capperdan
(492 posts)I feel so bad for her.
LiberalLovinLug
(14,174 posts)Heck, Sean Spicer even had a few laugh lines at the Emmys. Will Sarah Sanders show up at the CMA show?
She is bound to get either a regular appearance at Fox News, if not her own show.
jmbar2
(4,888 posts)- Meter maid
- Prison guard in a men's prison
- Truant officer
- Customer service at my internet provider
- Debt collector
Chakaconcarne
(2,453 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,719 posts)She doesn't have the blond-cleavage-midthigh skirt-fuckme pumps look they want for jerkoff material for their old white guy viewers.
DrToast
(6,414 posts)Paladin
(28,262 posts)I hope I never hear from or about Sanders again---but I don't think I'll get that lucky.
kairos12
(12,862 posts)El Supremo
(20,365 posts)DFW
(54,397 posts)What did the people of Arkansas ever do to Trump that was so horrible that he would wish THAT upon them?
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)area51
(11,909 posts)Heck, any old broom will do!
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)for a Muggle.
Evolve Dammit
(16,736 posts)MineralMan
(146,317 posts)MikeJelf
(37 posts)Well-placed and usually reliable sources (therefor obviously persons not on the White House staff) revealed Thursday that Ms. Sanders decided to quit her job as a result of having read the Holy Bible for herself for the first time, rather than relying on the summary by Attorney General William Barr.
The Barr summary, sources said, redacts the Ninth Commandment.
JDC
(10,128 posts)shanny
(6,709 posts)JDC
(10,128 posts)shanny
(6,709 posts)with a smile instead of the perpetual sneer.
JoeOtterbein
(7,702 posts)...being fired, for not being Kellyanne Conway because the OSC wants her fired instead for the Hatch Act violations?
You know how Trump loves to troll the media by firing by tweet.
Haggis for Breakfast
(6,831 posts)She burbled something about spending more time with her three children. Isn't that what they always say ? "Family time" seems to be the ready excuse so often. The children have been there all along, so why now ?
The REAL reason will come out sooner or later.
JoeOtterbein
(7,702 posts)...do you actually eat Haggis? I've never tried it, but I've always wondered about it. Is is good? What does it taste like? Like a sausage mix or something?
Thanks in advance!
Haggis for Breakfast
(6,831 posts)Do I "actually" (I love how you wrote that !) eat Haggis ? Aye. I grew up eating Haggis as my Mum is a Scot. Personally, I love it and eat it all the time. We have ours with tatties (mashed potatoes) and neeps (turnips). On special occasions, we add just a wee dollop of whisky (that would be Scotch to you).
First of all, you MUST like the flavor of liver, otherwise you will hate Haggis. I'll give you my (Highlander) Gran's recipe:
one sheep's paunch (stomach)
heart, liver and lights (lungs) of sheep
salt
white and cayenne pepper
nutmeg
2 onions, chopped finely
6 oz toasted oatmeal
1 lb beef suet
3/4 pint stock
Wash the paunch thoroughly. Turn inside out and repeat. Boil the heart, liver and lights until tender. Hang the windpipe over the edge of the pan, so that it drains into a bowl.
Chop the meat very finely and grate the liver.
Spread this over (a large butcher block) and add salt, pepper, nutmeg, onions, suet and oatmeal.
Mix this well with the stock and fill into the paunch. Leave room for the oatmeal to swell in cooking.
Sew up (yes, needle and thread), prick all over with a needle and put into boiling water for three hours.
Got all that ??
Now, in the US, you can no longer follow the original recipe as it became illegal for butchers to sell sheep "lights." And unless you've got a good butcher in town, you may have a hard time finding the paunch.
I haven't made Haggis myself in decades as it's a LOT of work, plus it scares the grandkids. So, now I buy mine from a company back east, Scottish Gourmet USA (They are online and have a wide range of Scottish goodies.). They overnight it to you packed in bags of chemical ice - it's a bit pricey, but well worth it.
Hope that answers your questions.
Oh, and in British vernacular, Haggis is not a sausage, but a "pudding."
spike jones
(1,679 posts)No, wait..
Zambero
(8,964 posts)Linda Ed
(493 posts)Subpoena her arse for all the lies she has told...put her under the oath
SergeStorms
(19,201 posts)Executive priveledge! You know how this works. Everyone connected to Trump uses subpoenas for fish wrap.
shanny
(6,709 posts)but no one would hire her. I wonder who finally took one for the team?
iluvtennis
(19,861 posts)US taxpayers 3 months of pay.
volstork
(5,401 posts)maddogesq
(1,245 posts)at a Wally World near you.
I cant see her working at Fixed News because even their viewers would get lulled to sleep.
yuiyoshida
(41,831 posts)Better check to see if she has lifted the Silverware.
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,010 posts)Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.
duforsure
(11,885 posts)Is gone, and got tired of her lying every time she spoke. She was not a spokesperson, she was nothing but a paid liar who has to live the rest of her with people knowing what she did for money.
Sucha NastyWoman
(2,749 posts)What a liar.
There have been plenty of stories about her planning to leave last year but not being able to
find a job she thinks she deserves.
She's toxic.
Those of you who pray should do so for her kids.
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/12/sarah-sanders-struggled-find-new-job-white-house-press-office-becomes-night-living-dead-report/
djacq
(1,634 posts)LogicFirst
(571 posts)He got thru his comments without saying great or terrific. That must be a first.
Scurrilous
(38,687 posts)SkatmanRoth
(843 posts)Trump leaving the White House is the news I am waiting to hear.
mahina
(17,663 posts)Dr Vegas
(456 posts)Same as the old one
Kablooie
(18,634 posts)colorado_ufo
(5,734 posts)3catwoman3
(24,003 posts)...time to move on.
muntrv
(14,505 posts)Marthe48
(16,963 posts)even if she drank make-up, it wouldn't help.
BHDem53
(1,061 posts)lyin' ass kisser come on down!
kwassa
(23,340 posts)or not.
BlueIdaho
(13,582 posts)Ding dong the witch is dead...
PatrickforO
(14,576 posts)Well, her dad has a lucrative media presence, so I think we'll see her pop up like one of those whack-a-mole things as a political analyst.
Hey, all those Trumpies are used to her now...perhaps she puts them at ease...
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Smackdown2019
(1,188 posts)Ms Piggy is walking all the way home!
Lmao, professional LIAR Ms Piggy is saying people are pushing her to run for Governor of Arkansas. ..
She will learn about accountability when she will run!
dreamland
(964 posts)How can one person lie for so long, it's just not natural and against all human decency.
tonedevil
(3,022 posts)I'm not going to believe she's leaving until I hear her deny it herself.