his cult followers pick up and run. It's like the cast of Idiocracy suddenly appeared as a major political force.

has zero to do with Dorian? My guess...people will 1) not know if their state was hit or not and 2) hear trump praise FEMA for helping Alabama and worship him more? Twisted

right now.

let the National Weather Service and the local TV weather do their jobs. He only knows how to be stupid and obnoxious. I'm so sick of him.

Arrogant prick!

they are not listening to Trump. And that galls him something terrible.

Unfortunately, to expect Donald Trump to shut his yap and act like a human fucking being for once in his life, even in the face of a meteorological disaster, is utterly futile.

But Alabama needs million$ of those FEMA bucks.

He was worried about his properties there, not about Alabama. Or, he might not know exactly where Alabama is.

Ding ding ding, we have a winner! About all he knows about Alabama is that it's chock-full of those dumb Southerners he likes mocking. But could he find it on a map? Highly doubtful.

He really is that stupid.

He couldn't find a fvcking thing on a map that wasn't identified.




Btw, there are many online quizzes to test your knowledge of state locations. I think most DUers could quickly find them all. Here's but one:
https://www.bls.gov/k12/content/games/geography-quiz/geography-quiz.htm

Honestly, with his geography skills we're lucky he didn't warn Montana.

People are saying that. Believe me. I know more than the meteorologists. Only I can nuke the hurricanes." - Donald Trump, probably

That stupid asshole probably doesn't know where Alabama is

you guys are working together, right? Who do you work for, Putin or Hannity?

if that kind of unnecessarily stupid mistake were considered a gaffe, the news cycles would have to lead with them for no less than a week, right? wouldn't want that to happen, right? naaahhhh....

and thought “Alabama”.

The shit he says. You can't make this stuff up. I dare you to even try.

All the other college football teams would be grateful.

Even if you offered him a Deutsche Bank loan as a reward

Well, at least Nebraska is off the hook.

But they're all to Heaven. Ask one of the rubes.

Trump can’t seem to hold real facts in his head for very long. I suspect that’s one reason for his 4th grade vocabulary. He simply uses general words and repeats them over and over. He could be describing almost anything when he says things like “It’s really bad.” His mental state is clearly deteriorating.

... and his followers actually think he knows where Alabama is?