Behold the art of Gymkata.

...the same way I love The Swarm or Howie Long's Firestorm or Battlefield Earth or John Travolta's last ten movies.

I'm less impressed by how Parmesancheezistan just happens to have a pommel horse in the center of their "crazy town" (ugh, this fuckin' movie) than by how, despite the country having so many homicidal maniacs that have been simply abandoned in a small town to fend for themselves*, said people have settled and created a functional society of their own and exclusively attack outsiders despite an abundance of defenseless potential victims.

*much like we do, only with even less support and outreach, if you can imagine that

Added to my list.

I watched Women's gymnastics for years, but never liked Men's. Then along came Thomas, who was interesting to watch and very good. A Men's Gymnastics fan was born! Although I would imagine that wouldn't be the kind of stroke you'd want to live through. The brain stem is kind of basic.