Written on papyrus with coconut milk and a blow-dart pen

and registered with the Ugumbu Federated Church

and Baptismal Certificate paid by Nigerian Central Insurance

More like political wanna-be...or, if you insist on an actual figure, how about zero?

Didn't he promise some silly shit like this during the convention? It never happened.

Maybe he's got some compromising pics of the President and Beyoncé. That'd be something.

very political!

Donald - it's leaderSHIP, not leaderSLIP. Gobs of phony hair aren't an adequate stand-in for brains.

Obama comes from African American heritage or some other such bombshell and after that revelation he will claim that thing on his head frightened Osama Bin Laden so much he committed suicide and was not killed by seal team 6(I think that # is right?).

before the first debate.

I think they are ready for the swiftboating. Big Big lie coming up soon.

Trump...

about Obama, it must be that he found a mythical birth certificate. Political figure My ass. More like a pathetic need for attention by a wealthy, worthless has been.

That is his collection of bankruptcy certificates.

They were stored in the bottom of a closet hidden by dozens of cans of fake tan spray and wigs that look like foxes.

You would think he would learn!

You could be dealing with someone that's fairly smart. But they bring up the birther thing, and you know EXACTLY the kind of person you're dealing with. And you can stop giving a crap what they think because their opinions are tainted.

Trump is, as conservative pundit George Will pointed out, a "bloviating ignoramus" and Trump just continues to demonstrate that fact over and over and over again..

a bloviating ignoramus.

Pot. Kettle. Bloviator.

and that his political and economic clout never went away. He will yell through any mouthpiece that is given to him.

Trump is really used to his every utterance being treated as important, isn't he?

He's going to reveal that, shockingly, President Obama fathered two black children prior to his election.

The question about Trump would be about their noses.. Being they are both Pinocchio like figures. Who has the longest nose. Mitt or Donald. ?

Rumsfeld asks Trump to change his first name.

You have to be a monuMENTAL douche bag for the Rummy to be embarrassed.

from Kenya. Trump endorses Obama - masses of democrats defect.

What did Trump answer one of those email scams?

Thanks for reminding us and giving me a few laughs today.

If this is such a bombshell, why wait until Wednesday, why not Monday before the debate, or Sunday night. Wednesday? after the debate is finished and polls are going back up, he will spring his "news".... sorry, ANYTHING from TRUMP is fabricated bullshit. He really has become a baffoon in the eyes of many people.....

won't be back from the printers until then?

Pres. Obama stole someones birth certificate--- sounds like DimDon
thinks he has a "winner."

And that he has been known to sleep with a black woman!!

OH THE HUMANITY!!!

Recall that someone let Jerome on Romney's plan a few days ago. This hate monger is making his fortune by trashing our president. He has zero credibility, so Romney decided to let the Donald make the big announcement. I predict its going to a rehash of the Tea Party belief that Frank Marshall Davis is actually the president's father. Trump will produce some fake documentation to try to cast doubt in the minds of the voters that Obama is who he says he is. THIS IS ABSOLUTETLY DISGRACEFUL.

birther argument? FMD was an American citizen. And who the fuck cares who Pres Obama's father was? He thinks this will hurt the President?

LOL "I'll be Tweeting live" then one tweet, then gives up, NOTHING until the next morning.


14 hours ago:
Donald J. Trump?@realDonaldTrump
Well this is it, the final debate- let's see how it goes. I'll be tweeting live.

13 hours ago:
Donald J. Trump?@realDonaldTrump
.@MittRomney looks much calmer, and Obama should stop nodding his head backwards and forward

<crickets>

<chirp chirp>


3 hours ago:
Donald J. Trump?@realDonaldTrump
Debate was somewhat hard to watch last night. Viewership will be way down.

3hours ago:
Donald J. Trump?@realDonaldTrump
The debate was pretty even but I thought Mitt should have been much more aggressive on Obama's failed foreign policy-- and I mean much more.

Donald was napping the whole time

that Romney agrees with?

It seems the county Prosecuting Attorney went to Court following heart surgery. He would not previously resign because he needed health insurance and had not prepped for a murder trial. When he goes to Court he dropped on the floor and started singing. The judge asked "What are you doing?".... Answer "Distracting and delaying". The judge did not throw the Prosecutor in jail afraid he might die after heart surgery. True Story heard first hand from those involved.

Like the Prosecutor the Donald is Distracting and Delaying

nuff said.

He wants us to believe that Obama's birth certificate is fake and his hair is real.

It's understandable that FOX would have Trump on to discuss his latest delusional ego-trip. After all, they pretty much gave up any remote claim they had to being fair and balanced when they went 100% "Obama-hate" during/after the 2008 election.

But for a "serious" news-channel like CNBC to give Trump actual air-time for further promote this nonsense is utterly indefensible.

lemme guess: Obama is gay?

Big setup!!!! ka ding, boom.

IOW, it's more conspiracy BS and he's releasing it via Twitter so that he won't have to deal with the media asking him on camera if he's just an opportunistic attention-starved huckster or if he's truly batshit nuts.

From the article in response to Shrum asking if it was going to make more sense than birtherism...

"I think it's going to make a lot of sense. I think birtherism makes a lot of sense to a lot of people to be honest with you," Trump replied. "A lot of people agree with it and a lot of people like me very much because of that. All we want is the truth, Bob."

Oh. My. God. This is getting to be too embarrassing to contemplate.

that we have more horses and bayonets than we did in 1916!

The genealogists told us back in 2008.

What a dork.

Like... So What?

He's an entertainer, no more, no less.

What is there that he can possibly say/do/show that is of any value whatsoever?

"I haven't had my ugly ass face on the TV in a while now and really really miss that."

he is probably just promoting himself as usual. does he have a new show starting up or something? it's just publicity. I'll betcha.

It's called, The Appendage with the trendy new theme song, "I'm to sexy for my birthplace".

I mean, this guy is way past his 15 min.

I know that Trump can't come up with any truthful revelation that would detract form the President's qualification to get re-elected. But, Republicans have this sad procedure (that works, unfortunately) where they put out a lie or flurry of "noise" that disrupts things for a while (a few days to just over a week). They time it to coincide with some critical milestone (in this case, the election itself)

The doubt and mayhem that it creates momentarily lowers the numbers for their opponent. But, by the time the fact checkers and corrective media coverage work through their processes and the original numbers are restored, the milestone they were seeking to disrupt has passed - and has swung in their favor.

This is what happened with Prop 8 here in Cali. It was polling behind by 5 points up until 2 weeks before election day. At that point, Prop 8 supporters implemented a huge advertising blitz whereby the numbers flipped and Prop 8 went to polling at 5 points ahead (i.e., more than 50-percent opposing gay marriage). After Prop 8 passed and the advertising subsided, those polling in favor of gay marriage flipped back to over 50% - and has increased since then. But, Republicans fighting gay marriage still say that banning it is "...the will of the people..." as evidenced by the passage of Prop 8 - even though the official vote occurred during an engineered disturbance in the numbers.

Trump will release some lie that'll take time to disprove. During the post-lie fight, Obama's numbers will go down as the idiot "independent and uncommitted voters" react to the adverse information that Trump vomits up. We can only hope the misdirection gets fixed in time to restore the numbers back in Obama's favor before the election.

so the Donald is a feeling cranky right now.

WTF does anyone still care what this moron thinks?

Yawl wake me up when the bombshell is dropped.

If he did then he would have released it already.

Or will his hair piece make the announcement?

And the people who will believe it have already decided to vote for Rmoney so it doesn't really matter...

Uh-oh... game over, man.

I would just as soon ignore his sorry ass.

Wake me up when his hairness is laughed off the small screen.

...much less "breaking"?

Why does Mr. Trump have this ugly obsession about President Obama and why does the Press enable him. The guy is super rich and who really cares.

Obviously he wants to embarrass the President but is actually embarrassing himself.

Another lie.

If it has any merit, Obama will be out in front of it tonight.

Wake me up when something important happens.

Trump is an irrelevant douchebag, and he can't stand that adjective.

He better announce that he is slithering into obscurity never to return.....EVER.

per Huffington Post:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/23/the-donald-fired-from-trump-tower-no-longer-manger-new-york-high-rise_n_2006368.html

The condominium board at Trump Place has quietly fired the Trump Organization from managing the pricey high rise on the Hudson River that bears its name.

on golden tablets delivered by the angel Moroni?