It’s over, isn’t it?

Loser.

kicks him out from heaven for the same reason he thinks he will be saved.

What a character Rudy is.

Rudy dies and shows up at the Pearly Gates. He stands in line as the blessed souls are admitted into Heaven where they receive their angel wings and a beautiful harp.

When Rudy gets to the head of the line, St. Peter gives him a sneering look and says, "Wrong gate, buddy." St. Peter pulls a big lever, the clouds open up beneath Rudy and he plummets to the Gates of Hell where he meets Satan.

"Ah, my good man, Rudy," exclaims the Dark Lord. "Come in, come in. We've been looking forward to seeing you!"

Rudy is rushed to the front of the line where he receives his pitch fork and an out-of-tune accordion. (Are there any other kind?!)

"Enjoy eternity, Rudy," cackled Satan who then disappeared in a blast of sulfuric smoke that reminded Rudy of Trump's farts.

Scary, if he believes this.

I think his brain is fried right about now. The guy gets weirder and weirder all the time.

They are a perfect pair - a stinky version of Abbot and Costello or Laurel and Hardy. Well, except they are disgusting and not the least bit funny.

Pie in the Sky when you Die.

Perhaps. 🤔

nt

...from some infernal imp poking him in the heinie with a red-hot pitchfork.

that some priest, living a solitary prayerful existence in an underground Siberian cave, will grant Rudy absolution for his eight decades of sin ...and he's assuming if there is a celestial being, he/she does not have access to the internet or a spiritual connection to Ruby Freeman and Shea Moss

And she's really young, Rudy might be down for that....

But it's HELL!!!! And Rudy is her gut-churning horror.

Good luck with your heaven, Rudy, believe some people call it hell.

Apologies to all the believers out there.

If there is such a place (and I don't believe there is) Trump ain't gonna be there.

But at least they'll be together...

I came here to post the same, but you beat me to it - with illustrations no less.
They will be together, and hopefully soon.

Dante’s Inferno

We're all going to the same place, the same place we came from before we were born:



Welcome to the void.

but if there is an afterlife, perhaps satan could assign me to torment these so called "conservative" azzwholes

after all the trouble it's caused him.

It looks like like Rudy is just another poor, maga chump.

Rudy he's going straight to hell!

I was so craven and self-immolating, I let Trump bankrupt me and I still lick his boots for it!"

But...the writer of genesis just admitted there are other gods is my thought on that

If you want to stand with Trump, you'll have to set your sights a little lower.

Wrong.

“God don’t love ugly.”

For eternity.

Guiliani's whining is enough to make me want to vomit:

" "And I consider that something that will help me in heaven for sticking to my principles "

Please, Rudy, stop with the nonsense. Your constant statements on the 2020 election were in conflict with the Ninth Commandment, "Thou shall not lie."

Let's hope so. You earned it.

almost fell out of my chair laughing.

But to frame your death in terms of loyalty to Trump scoring you points in heaven was not on my Bingo card.

Trump, Aqua-Net, and Ketchup - the MAGA Holy Trinity.

So, he got that part right.

ghouliani could mix them up.

but still singing the praises of his lying, unAmerican cult leader.

Like the Nazis in the Fuehrerbunker in March, 1945

What a tool. Now they are totally sounding like the Taliban or other Middle Eastern terrorists. You arent getting any virgins in Heaven Rudy so stand down and take a lap.

He wants to believe that displaying further fealty to his king will somehow help him financially. He’s not accounting for his master’s imminent financial ruin.

... is Rudy is trying to say good night?

Expect a renewed effort to fleece the MAGA flock in the near future.

is working on an insanity defense.

What a sad little clown

When Guiliani is making his case.

IDK, but the Bible has some things to say about cheating, adultery and bearing false witness.

pretty clear to me that, on top of alcohol abuse and dementia, this man is having a nervous breakdown in slow motion for all to see. Where is his family? His talk about heaven would make me very nervous that he might hurt himself.

His son Andrew is managing a lot of his stuff. E.g., - https://www.cnbc.com/2023/08/23/giulianis-son-turns-to-trump-for-help-with-fathers-legal-bills.html

Ghoul had his 3rd divorce right before the 2020 election.

THE SOONER THE BETTER!!

are getting lumps of coal.

being found guilty

"gentleman's club" near the Newark airport?

Only a sick f&ck would utter such nonsense.