Great, now all of them will be asked what it was like to be forced to stay.

You can BET some will expect sympathy over their ordeal.

So their attempts to evoke sympathy should provide some amusement. "It was horrible. We had to leave by the East gate and we were parked WAY OVER THERE!" spoken as the camera tracks a single tear coursing down their face.

300 extra meters to the car! My coffee was getting cold and Bill had to shit! Never forget!

And that would require a modicum of physical exertion.

He didn't make it over the fence.

Think that answers your question!

over-weight, white guy in camos, sprawled out at the base of the fence, in a pool of sweat, butt crack and belly out, as he whimpers, clearly out of breath ... "It was easy on Call of Duty!"

Maybe next time they can try dressing up as a singing telegram. That should get them through the front gate security.

Yea, that's the ticket!

Other than the fact he had them with him when he failed to scale the fence.