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Mass murderer inadvertently wipes out entire crop of mass murderers. That instructor's screw-up has saved a lot of innocent lives.

I mean, what more is it than, "here, put this vest on and go to the market."

And re-affirmation of whatever suicidal thoughts put those 22 people in that room in the first place. Then a couple of pointers on how to make sure the bomb goes off when you want it to (classes perhaps the instructor should have paid more attention to as a student).

I feel no remorse for this, in fact, I call this poetic justice as well.

finding people to carry them is an easier problem.

"Hey there, professor, what are your qualifications? I mean, have you done this before?"

"Truly a dedicated teacher. He went above and beyond."

I'm having too much fun with this. I'll show myself out.

There's letters seal'd: and my two schoolfellows,
Whom I will trust as I will adders fang'd,
They bear the mandate; they must sweep my way
And marshal me to knavery. Let it work;
For 'tis the sport to have the enginer
Hoist with his own petar'; and 't shall go hard
But I will delve one yard below their mines
And blow them at the moon: O, 'tis most sweet,
When in one line two crafts directly meet.

I wonder if they have Powerpoint, and coffee and donuts, and the students ask if they can go home early if they don't break for lunch?

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they blow up so fast these days.

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"... Now I'm only going to show you this once!...."

Is the least of their worries now. I'd be surprised if this doesn't happen more than we read about. Energetic materials and idiots never work well together.

For somebody who could actually stay alive long enough to qualify for the prize.

This is their only way to get blasted on the weekends.

On March 6, 1970, during preparations for the bombing of a Non-Commissioned Officers’ (NCO) dance at the Fort Dix U.S. Army base and for Butler Library at Columbia University,[2] there was an explosion in a Greenwich Village safe house when the nail bomb being constructed prematurely detonated for unknown reasons. WUO members Diana Oughton, Ted Gold, and Terry Robbins died in the explosion. Cathy Wilkerson and Kathy Boudin escaped unharmed. The site of the Village explosion was the former residence of Merrill Lynch brokerage firm co-founder Charles Merrill and the childhood home of his son, poet James Merrill; the younger Merrill subsequently memorialized the event in his poem 18 West 11th Street, the title being the address of the brownstone townhouse.[72] Another writer, Matthew Landy Steen, composed a widely reprinted poem How Does It Feel To Be Inside An Explosion?[73]

An FBI report later stated that the group had possessed enough explosives to "level ... both sides of the street". Dustin Hoffman was seen wandering the street afterwards; he lived in the townhouse next door.[74]

The bomb preparations have been pointed out by critics of the claim that the Weatherman group did not try to take lives with its bombings. Harvey Klehr, the Andrew W. Mellon professor of politics and history at Emory University in Atlanta, said in 2003, "The only reason they were not guilty of mass murder is mere incompetence. I don't know what sort of defense that is."[2]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weather_Underground#Greenwich_Village_townhouse_explosion

Even after the acts they committed. They should all be in prison.

they're writing Obama's books for him!

Takes out the teacher and the next generation of students.

Or did he miss that last professional development day?

General sir, you outta your fucking mind?!!"

I'm laughing my ass off throughout this thread.

They're the experts.

22 suicides with one device

No loss of innocent lives

... but this is what all those jokes are about.

Yes, it is still a tragic loss of life.

The upside, though, is that this group was collectively intent on taking a larger number of lives.

But, still, it is unfortunate that people are led to do this sort of thing.

Ayiyiyiyiyeeeeee!
BOOM!
Dumbass.

There are some potential comedy writers in this bunch, thats for sure