Win at all costs, no matter what.

The ones they have to tell to 'shut up, don't make us look stupid'?

So smile, lie, and when they elect us we will take everything they have and give it to the real American Corporations that give us the big bucks.

... and super glue duct tape on his mouth. He's got to be kidding. They live to open their mouths and spew their hateful beliefs. I say let 'em go. Let them take their big feet and stick them right down their own throats.
Let them shoot themselves in the foot. Give 'em the rope and let 'em hang themselves. Yeah, baby!

...is the saddest part of all. With football metaphors at that.

- Walk into the Light GOP..... Walk into the light.......

Then hide them away somewhere. Buy them an extended vacation somewhere. Put them cardboard box if need be.
Then over the next months they can run pretty adds showing the conservative qualities, fiscal and family values and "take our country backness " of their great champions.
Turn old Frank Luntz loose, let him have a field day!
No chance of stupid remarks or mess ups. Just make every thing all nice and roses.
No need to worry, corporate media will buy in, or rather be bought in.

Then, a few days before the election , once the qualities of their selected are well known give the candidates a face and a name.
No need to worry, Teapublican voters will love it and come out in droves!

After all that would show the real Republican message for their plans for the country: Nothing!

He needs to keep a length of that tape for his own mouth.

And if the voters insist on knowing what you believe and the policies you support, then lie to them.

The idiots in the GOP like to hear themselves talk and so can not remain silent for 8 months

just took on a whole new meaning.

stop the verbal diarrhea that issues from their ignorant pieholes.

they've been doing the past 30+ years with trickle-down economics? They've conveniently neglected to admit to their voters that trickle-down is designed to primarily just help those who already have money, and at the expense of everyone else. All those tax cuts for the rich have to get paid for somehow. And how do they get paid for? You guessed it--either by cutting programs designed for the middle- and working-classes, or raising taxes on Americans who are not part of the upper class. Of course, we never hear any of them say that. And don't even get me started on them constantly abusing the "freedom" word...they tell the lie to their supporters that they fight for freedom, but what they don't mention is that their type of freedom negatively impacts the freedom of others.
In essence, the foundation of the entire modern GOP is based on duct tape.