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alp227

(32,030 posts)
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 02:34 AM Aug 2014

Ted Cruz Calls Obama A 'Kitty Cat' Next To The Russian Bear

Source: Business Insider

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), who is widely seen as a potential GOP presidential candidate in 2016, gave a fiery speech on Saturday where he slammed President Barack Obama's positions on a whole host of issues.

At one point, the audience at the conservative group Americans For Prosperity's Defending The American Dream Summit in Dallas chanted "Run Ted! Run!" as Cruz blasted Obama for "lawless" immigration policies, accused the president of making the country a "kitty cat" in the face of a threat posed by Vladimir Putin's Russian "bear," and called for America to bomb the jihadist group ISIS "back to the stone age."

Cruz began his speech with a series of jokes mocking the Obama administration.

"Back in Washington there's a diet that is now very, very popular," said Cruz. "It's called the Obama Diet. Works very, very well. You simply let Putin eat your lunch every day."


Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/ted-cruz-epic-speech-obama-is-making-america-a-kitty-cat-2014-8



Ted Cruz is a GRUMPY cat, then.

More coverage:

ABC: Cruz Invites Obama to Border, Calls for Bombing ISIS ‘Back to the Stone Age’

AP: In Texas, Cruz sounds like he's running in 2016

New York Times: Kochs’ Network Wrestles With Expectations for Presidential Primaries

Politico: Ted Cruz downplays immigration shutdown chatter

Washington Post: Only the White House is talking about a government shutdown, Ted Cruz says
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Ted Cruz Calls Obama A 'Kitty Cat' Next To The Russian Bear (Original Post) alp227 Aug 2014 OP
The extreme right cannot handle the fact that someone is being level-headed. C Moon Aug 2014 #1
So true. I prefer kitty cats to maruading bears. lumpy Aug 2014 #2
Yes! C Moon Aug 2014 #4
I would like Cruz to put his military bonafides on the table. He is intensely half witted. roguevalley Aug 2014 #6
you're insulting half wits. hobbit709 Aug 2014 #20
The worst thing is that that is not true. potone Aug 2014 #48
he's evil and secretly wants to bareback putin. elehhhhna Aug 2014 #56
yes! I love your post so much elehhhhna Aug 2014 #57
Somebody needs to smack Cruz with a clue by four Warpy Aug 2014 #2
Everything's Bigger in Texas, alp.. you know that.. yeah, it figues ted cruz would be raving about Cha Aug 2014 #5
And Ted Cruz is... silverweb Aug 2014 #7
Yep Helen Borg Aug 2014 #8
100-1 Cruz is a Christian Dominionist/New Apostolic Reformation type. blkmusclmachine Aug 2014 #22
something like rtracey Aug 2014 #36
You know, I don't know that I'm convinced of that... Volaris Aug 2014 #24
Conservative movement is a euphemism The Wizard Aug 2014 #53
You got that right! silverweb Aug 2014 #76
And as another poster said everything is bigger in Texas. Even the assholes like Ted Cruz! n/t RKP5637 Aug 2014 #31
If Cruz was elected President jambo101 Aug 2014 #9
Obama sees the threat from ISIS, yet he.... JohnnyRingo Aug 2014 #10
His experience and expertise can be printed on a business card! Go back to Canada! dmosh42 Aug 2014 #11
You give Cruz too much credit. SamKnause Aug 2014 #13
This message was self-deleted by its author blkmusclmachine Aug 2014 #19
Send Cruz back to Canada? Now who's trying to start a war? n/t A Simple Game Aug 2014 #39
Yes, that must be true, SamKnause Aug 2014 #12
Ted who? sgtbenobo Aug 2014 #14
Canadian Scarsdale Aug 2014 #15
Who wants to bet that granddaddy Rafael came from Germany??? blkmusclmachine Aug 2014 #21
Curious jambo101 Aug 2014 #40
All the bad dictators come from other countries nilesobek Aug 2014 #45
Keeping it classy, Ted Cruz style. littlemissmartypants Aug 2014 #16
sez the Dodo eShirl Aug 2014 #17
The extreme far right is itching for a nuke war, because Jesus. blkmusclmachine Aug 2014 #18
Obama is a Leo BumRushDaShow Aug 2014 #23
I was just thinking that, BRDS.. I commented before but Cha Aug 2014 #26
The vid was from BumRushDaShow Aug 2014 #41
Thanks for posting the bear /lion "encounter"! classof56 Aug 2014 #59
Thanks for that background info! BumRushDaShow Aug 2014 #75
Mahalo for that, sweetie! Don't I know it! :) Cha Aug 2014 #80
Cruz is a POS, next to anyone or anything else. SoapBox Aug 2014 #25
alp227 Diclotican Aug 2014 #27
Same thing Bin Laden said tavernier Aug 2014 #28
Don't mess with the kitteh. TDale313 Aug 2014 #29
Kitty 2, bear 0 meow2u3 Aug 2014 #34
lol treestar Aug 2014 #68
Ted Cruz admires Putin for the fascist that he is Zambero Aug 2014 #30
You nailed it! Cruz Ooze longs to be like Putin in so many ways. freshwest Aug 2014 #60
A vote for Ted Cruz is a vote for WW III! n/t RKP5637 Aug 2014 #32
+1 n/t marew Aug 2014 #47
That sure helps matters, jackass. nt 7962 Aug 2014 #33
Exactly, what about supporting the CIC as against others in the world? treestar Aug 2014 #69
well cruz rtracey Aug 2014 #35
Alright, Ted. What would you do? paleotn Aug 2014 #37
kitty cat, huh? mopinko Aug 2014 #38
And if I call Ted a 'turd' rock Aug 2014 #42
Thinkin' Cruz is a dung beetle next to that turd Blue Owl Aug 2014 #79
"Run, Ted, run!" Yeah, that's a great idea. catbyte Aug 2014 #43
Ted Cruz thinks he is Mighty Mouse n/t cosmicone Aug 2014 #44
Ted's a real tough guy. He used to kick ass in debate club. TwilightGardener Aug 2014 #46
i'm not sure its appropriate for a shithead like cruz to call the President that name samsingh Aug 2014 #49
I wonder if the extreme ultra-conservatives will drive the nation into class warfare. olegramps Aug 2014 #50
Not very long ago, rightists were swooning over Putin. Now it's a bad thing that merrily Aug 2014 #51
And Ted Cruz is an asshole madashelltoo Aug 2014 #52
You can tell Ted is an asshole, he opens his mouth and $hit comes out. Thinkingabout Aug 2014 #55
Then Obama must be this cat sakabatou Aug 2014 #54
yeah, we're so successful in Syria we have to attack our own proxy forces! MisterP Aug 2014 #65
Priceless! nt treestar Aug 2014 #67
He is trying to prop himself up for the next yuiyoshida Aug 2014 #58
KITTEH SEZ: freshwest Aug 2014 #61
Kitty v. Bear (No blood) demwing Aug 2014 #63
LOL, fresh! Cha Aug 2014 #81
Senator Ham I Am should know better demwing Aug 2014 #62
Excellent depiction of ted cruz, demwing.. thank you. Cha Aug 2014 #82
Cruz Fertilizer, Inc. MoreGOPoop Aug 2014 #64
They sound like they never grew up treestar Aug 2014 #66
Make that junior high. Brigid Aug 2014 #77
Cruz what's the synonym of kittycat? To insult the President like that, is to insult America. Sunlei Aug 2014 #70
Hope this a*hat fails Marthe48 Aug 2014 #71
Hey Teddy!? imthevicar Aug 2014 #72
Why give Cruz space on this site? the_sly_pig Aug 2014 #73
Business Insider's got shit for brains also IkeRepublican Aug 2014 #74
"Cat Chases Bear Up A Tree" - National Geographic DinahMoeHum Aug 2014 #78
That's got to be one of the funniest cat pics! thanks Dinah~ Cha Aug 2014 #83
".... I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed.... Turbineguy Sep 2014 #84

lumpy

(13,704 posts)
2. So true. I prefer kitty cats to maruading bears.
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 03:08 AM
Aug 2014

At any rate , Obama's political enemies in this country have no idea that most of us prefer a cool head and thinking leadership.

potone

(1,701 posts)
48. The worst thing is that that is not true.
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 09:58 AM
Aug 2014

I read a New Yorker article on him not long ago and it turns out that he is highly intelligent and very well educated. So either is is an ideologue who is unwilling to face any facts that don't fit his worldview, or he is just completely cynical. I'm not sure which is worse; both are dangerous.

 

elehhhhna

(32,076 posts)
56. he's evil and secretly wants to bareback putin.
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 10:47 AM
Aug 2014

mark these words: there will be a dirty sex scandal with this guy.

Warpy

(111,274 posts)
2. Somebody needs to smack Cruz with a clue by four
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 03:08 AM
Aug 2014

and tell him Obama is an intelligent diplomat who is keeping us out of the kind of stupid and unwinnable wars Republicans love to start so their military contractor buddies can clean up.

Putin looks like a man who is slowly realizing he's bitten off more than he can chew. Grabbing territory is the easy part. He forgot the lesson of Afghanistan: keeping that grabbed territory will wear you down and ultimately bankrupt you.

I hope Obama is watching closely as he considers any more military commitment to the middle east. We need to get the hell out.

 

rtracey

(2,062 posts)
36. something like
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 08:33 AM
Aug 2014

Something like Ben Carson....there is a guy who will take this country back to the stone ages

Volaris

(10,272 posts)
24. You know, I don't know that I'm convinced of that...
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 07:39 AM
Aug 2014

Part of me says he's just the World's Best snake-oil salesman, and doesn't believe a fucking word of it.
And I'm not sure which is worse...dumb, or smart and callous...

Either way, he's dangerous. But let his ass run for President. It will be fun watching him lose, and then, when the Crazy Right CANNOT say, any longer, that their candidate "Just wasn't a really real Conservative Enough, and THAT'S why he lost", THEN the real work of destroying the Conservative movement can begin, because they will have to face the reality that America is probably more Left than Right, and and that means everything they have been told, and told themselves, for the last half-century is PROVABLY WRONG.

watching the searing heat of enlightenment burn through their minds that way will be the most painful day of their collective lives, and will be a most enjoyable moment for me.

JohnnyRingo

(18,636 posts)
10. Obama sees the threat from ISIS, yet he....
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 04:58 AM
Aug 2014

...hasn't attacked Guam yet.

Weak on terror by republican standards.

SamKnause

(13,108 posts)
13. You give Cruz too much credit.
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 06:12 AM
Aug 2014

A postage stamp would be more appropriate.

Actually, that would apply to the entire right wing.

All of their expertise could be printed on a postage stamp.

Response to dmosh42 (Reply #11)

Scarsdale

(9,426 posts)
15. Canadian
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 06:46 AM
Aug 2014

Is he STILL Canadian? Does his father still tell him what to say? Seems his father was a disgruntled "leader" of some sort in Cuba. Now he wants to take over the USA. Rafael Sr. is a religious nutcase, with delusions of grandeur. He is sort of the Cuban Dickless Cheney to his son Georgie Jr.

jambo101

(797 posts)
40. Curious
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 09:27 AM
Aug 2014

With the ease that Cruzs dad flitted from Cuba to USA to Canada back to USA i think a bit of immigration scrutiny is in order, may turn out Cruz himself is an illegal.

nilesobek

(1,423 posts)
45. All the bad dictators come from other countries
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 09:52 AM
Aug 2014

than where they seek power. Napoleon and that other guy come to mind.

Cha

(297,304 posts)
26. I was just thinking that, BRDS.. I commented before but
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 07:57 AM
Aug 2014

when I saw this again just now.. I was thinking "kitty cat".. "well, if that's what you want to call a lion."

And, you found a vid with a lion and a bear?! I don't think I want to watch that.. but, what are they even doing in the same neck of the woods?!



BumRushDaShow

(129,096 posts)
41. The vid was from
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 09:41 AM
Aug 2014

an old Disney children's action movie from '72 (that included a young Jodie Foster - she is the same age as me...lol) - "Napoleon and Samantha".





If you watch enough nature shows, you'll notice that within a pride of lions, the females are out hunting down the prey while the male is chilling on the sidelines with one eye on the cubs and the other on the ladies. But as soon as something threatening comes along to delay his meal, he'll slowly get up, stretch, and will shake himself a bit. Finally, he'll saunter over to a clearing, and will let out a roar so loud that every critter in the vicinity goes silent with a WTF?... afterwhich everything slithering, crawling, walking, running, hopping, climbing, or flying, clears out quick, fast, and in a hurry!



For 6 years, people keep underestimating Barack Obama but I always warn them not to mess with the lion!

classof56

(5,376 posts)
59. Thanks for posting the bear /lion "encounter"!
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 11:07 AM
Aug 2014

That movie was filmed in John Day, Oregon, where I used to reside. It's a kick to watch the familiar scenery and spot a few local "extras". It also starred Michael Douglas. The bear/lion "fight" probably wasn't shot in the surrounding area, I'm guessing. Anyway, great scene and I love the info you posted about lions, and completely agree with you--don't mess with our President. His roar will be heard far and wide and the critters who underestimate him will be scattering for cover. Including the bear named Putin!

Best.

BumRushDaShow

(129,096 posts)
75. Thanks for that background info!
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 04:10 PM
Aug 2014


I remember watching "The Streets of San Francisco" that also came out around that time with Karl Malden & Michael Douglas. That show (plus the old Rice-A Roni commercials) made me want to get there one day, which I finally did about 10 years ago...lol). Will Geer was also in that Disney pic as well...

Cha

(297,304 posts)
80. Mahalo for that, sweetie! Don't I know it! :)
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 08:28 PM
Aug 2014
"...everything slithering, crawling, walking, running, hopping, climbing, or flying, clears out quick, fast, and in a hurry!"

Diclotican

(5,095 posts)
27. alp227
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 08:00 AM
Aug 2014

alp227

Even a kitty cat can be a danger if provoked and fearless... I think mr Cruz is just stupid - and jealous he have no possibility to even be in the white house - if he is not been invited by the current occupant...

And I also think President Obama do it the right way - being levelheaded and cool -instead of going on a rampage who might loose he more friends than the former occupant of the White house did in just a few years back between 2001-2008 - it took years of minding to get the old friends of europe - you know they who was cowards for not getting along on the war against Iraq to trust US fully again....
And I think Obama comparative to the republicans know how acute the situation was - and is - and want to keep it low key - and then surprise all by doing it the right way...

And no - I do not think Cruz is the Crumpy Cat - the Crumpy cat is far to kind to be Cruz - and I suspect even the Crumpy Cat would have accepted Obama as a friend - mostly because most cats know who to trust and not..

Diclotican

Zambero

(8,964 posts)
30. Ted Cruz admires Putin for the fascist that he is
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 08:11 AM
Aug 2014

Cruz would have no problem bringing his own vision of Putin's repression, uber-nationalsim, and militarism to this country. He cannot come out and proclaim this directly, so the workaround is rhetoric that places Putin in a superior light compared to President Obama.

treestar

(82,383 posts)
69. Exactly, what about supporting the CIC as against others in the world?
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 01:29 PM
Aug 2014

So important during republicans administrations

 

rtracey

(2,062 posts)
35. well cruz
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 08:31 AM
Aug 2014

Remember this Cruz...Cats have claws and are stealthy, Bears just shit in the woods, and sleep most of the time.

paleotn

(17,931 posts)
37. Alright, Ted. What would you do?
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 08:53 AM
Aug 2014

....invade eastern Ukraine and fight a nuclear armed Russia? Threaten to nuke Moscow? What?

catbyte

(34,402 posts)
43. "Run, Ted, run!" Yeah, that's a great idea.
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 09:47 AM
Aug 2014

Run back to Texas, or better yet, Canada, although I wouldn't want to inflict that piece of garbage on our fine neighbors to the north.

olegramps

(8,200 posts)
50. I wonder if the extreme ultra-conservatives will drive the nation into class warfare.
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 10:20 AM
Aug 2014

I realize that the nation has suffered in the past from extremism.

However, the conservative faction of the GOP has moved far from a position of reasoned honest debate of the issues to obstructionism. . Obama's election open the flood gate of extremist Right Wing propaganda of unbridled hatred. They have played on the ignorance and fear of the working White Class that they are in jeopardy of losing their privileged place in society. Unfortunately, their ignorance coupled with deep seated racism prevents them from comprehending that they are nothing more than pawns and their privileged status is nothing more than a delusion.

It is not unreasonable to compare what is taking place in America with what transpired in the 1930's in Germany. The leadership of he Republican Party, rather than denouncing the extremists message of hatred and division, have embraced the polarization that it has breed. I don't know if I will be around to see if someone can emerge to right the ship before it completely flounders. It is a sad realization that large segment of citizens' of our nation doesn't have the maturity to accept that an African-American, regardless of their demonstrated accomplishments, can lead the nation.

merrily

(45,251 posts)
51. Not very long ago, rightists were swooning over Putin. Now it's a bad thing that
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 10:27 AM
Aug 2014

Obama is not grinding him to dust?

I guess life for the fact-free is a lot easier than striving for coherence.

Thinkingabout

(30,058 posts)
55. You can tell Ted is an asshole, he opens his mouth and $hit comes out.
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 10:38 AM
Aug 2014

Putin is Ted's hero, Ted wants to be just like him, Ted wants to be a dictator, never thought this would be a possible event in the US but Ted is attempting to be a Congressional Dictator. I sure hope Texans will look at Ted for what he is and get him out of office next time.

yuiyoshida

(41,832 posts)
58. He is trying to prop himself up for the next
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 10:58 AM
Aug 2014

Presidential race, but the guy is a total joke, and most know it, or should know it.. than again, there are a few fans of Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann who probably think he is just fine..(((( meh.))))

 

demwing

(16,916 posts)
62. Senator Ham I Am should know better
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 12:22 PM
Aug 2014

Those who publically ate Green Eggs and Ham on a bed of shredded, fried, filibuster, should think twice before they make jokes about other people's lunch

Marthe48

(16,975 posts)
71. Hope this a*hat fails
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 01:46 PM
Aug 2014

Cruz must think that living soldiers are like GI Joe dolls. He can send them on all kinds of deadly missions and doesn't have to be responsible for the consequences. As long as the money keeps going in his piggy bank, he'll put anyone else in harm's way.

 

imthevicar

(811 posts)
72. Hey Teddy!?
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 03:23 PM
Aug 2014

Ever Get an angry Cat stuck in your shorts? Then Come over to My Place And I'll Show you what it's like.

the_sly_pig

(741 posts)
73. Why give Cruz space on this site?
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 03:25 PM
Aug 2014

He's a liar. He has nothing to say. He can't think in three dimensions. Useless.

IkeRepublican

(406 posts)
74. Business Insider's got shit for brains also
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 03:54 PM
Aug 2014
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), who is widely seen as a potential GOP presidential candidate in 2016...

Cruz was born in Calgary, Alberta.

At one point, the audience at the conservative group Americans For Prosperity's Defending The American Dream Summit in Dallas chanted "Run Ted! Run!"

"Welp, dat oh'baamuh was born 'n kenyuh 'n heez prezdent, ya buncha morans."

DinahMoeHum

(21,794 posts)
78. "Cat Chases Bear Up A Tree" - National Geographic
Sun Aug 31, 2014, 05:36 PM
Aug 2014

(The bear is the black object at the top, the cat is the orange object at the bottom)



http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/06/060613-cat-bear.html

(snip)
June 13, 2006—Perhaps not since the Cowardly Lion has an animal's appearance been so at odds with its attitude.

On June 4 a black bear wandered into a West Milford, New Jersey, back yard, was confronted by a 15-pound (7-kilogram) tabby cat … and fled up a neighbor's tree. Hissing at the base of the tree, Jack the clawless cat kept the bear at bay for about 15 minutes, then ran him up another tree after an attempted escape.

Finally, Jack's owner, Donna Dickey, called the cat inside, and the timorous trespasser disappeared back into the woods.

"He doesn't want anybody in his yard," Dickey said of Jack in an interview with the Newark Star Ledger.

(snip)

Turbineguy

(37,342 posts)
84. ".... I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed....
Mon Sep 1, 2014, 06:29 AM
Sep 2014

but 10 to 20 million killed, tops.... er... depending on the breaks!"

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