UT San Antonio revelation resolves matter of missing UT Austin brains
Source: AP
The case of the missing 100 brains in Texas has been solved, officials said on Wednesday. And, no, this is not a joke.
The brains, missing from a facility at the University of Texas in Austin have been found at the University of Texas in San Antonio, Timothy Schallert, a professor of neuroscience and psychology at the Austin school, told the Los Angeles Times.
“They have the brains,” Schallert said. “They read a media report of the missing brains and they called to say: ‘We got those brains!’”
”I know the brains will be treated very well there,“ Schallert said.
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This has been a lot of fun to follow, and I'm glad they figured out which campus has the brains.
I'm off to print up some T-shirts declaring the announcement and then traveling to UT San Antonio to make my fortune. 
At least the brains weren't found at A&M! 
But A&M does have a good quiidditch team. 
I mean my apologies!
I kid. 
On a brighter note, think of the jokes at your disposal now. This material really does practically write itself. I predict a year, or more, of fun in your future. 
It was the absolutely toughest university I ever had the misfortune to attend (and thus flunked out.)
My brain matter was fried in one semester there. Maybe the brains they have now are injected into failing freshmen 
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