I do stand up from time to time. I had a joke ready for Obama when I met him but although he knew I did stand up he didn't ask for one and I didn't volunteer it. It was a pretty good joke, albeit no longer timely, but perhaps not quite as good as these ones Obama tells. (It was not political but about baseball).

"You start getting crankier as you get older. Next week, I’m signing an executive order to get off my lawn..."

Nice