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EEO

(1,620 posts) Sun Jun 7, 2015, 02:55 PM Jun 2015

Walker Falls Off Pie Eating Contest Platform, Blames Teamsters

Scott Walker, the dark horse of the Koch Brothers...

Walker Falls Off Pie Eating Contest Platform, Blames Teamsters

"This just goes to show you why I am so anti-union. The Teamsters constructed a faulty platform that poverty wage 'right-to-work' guys would have built properly," stated Walker, as he tried to laugh the fall off and bravely mounted the stage again.

The International Brotherhood of Teamsters was quick to respond through spokesman Gene Jerry.

"That bastard Walker fell from the platform because he is a union busting son of a bitch who has the Koch brothers so far up his ass he cannot walk straight unless they tell him to," explained Jerry.

Walker Falls Off Pie Eating Contest Platform, Blames Teamsters

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Walker Falls Off Pie Eating Contest Platform, Blames Teamsters (Original Post) EEO Jun 2015 OP

The Nil Admirari is Turbineguy Jun 2015 #1

I thought it was sort of a junior high version of the Onion. Gidney N Cloyd Jun 2015 #3

Junior high Turbineguy Jun 2015 #5

Might be satire, but with Wanker one never knows. Scuba Jun 2015 #2

Am I the only getting sick and tired of Nil Admirari. Fiction isn't necessarily satire. marble falls Jun 2015 #4

No. I'm with you. Jackpine Radical Jun 2015 #7

Well, Pogo.... nobody comes near it. Borowitz is the master and the others are there, too. marble falls Jun 2015 #9

I like pie shenmue Jun 2015 #6

Walker vows revenge on Pi, Jackpine Radical Jun 2015 #8

You mean odd.. Volaris Jun 2015 #12

Oppositional Defiant Disorder? Jackpine Radical Jun 2015 #13

Scott Walker hates working people undeterred Jun 2015 #10

This is why I don't support Union People. They sugar-coat everything. BlueJazz Jun 2015 #11

Turbineguy

(37,342 posts)

1. The Nil Admirari is

Reply to EEO (Original post)

Sun Jun 7, 2015, 03:34 PM

Jun 2015

the progressive version of Fox News, but with humor added.

Gidney N Cloyd

(19,840 posts)

3. I thought it was sort of a junior high version of the Onion.

Reply to Turbineguy (Reply #1)

Sun Jun 7, 2015, 04:04 PM

Jun 2015

Turbineguy

(37,342 posts)

5. Junior high

Reply to Gidney N Cloyd (Reply #3)

Sun Jun 7, 2015, 05:12 PM

Jun 2015

makes it as intellectually challenging as Fox too.

Scuba

(53,475 posts)

2. Might be satire, but with Wanker one never knows.

Reply to EEO (Original post)

Sun Jun 7, 2015, 03:36 PM

Jun 2015

marble falls

(57,102 posts)

4. Am I the only getting sick and tired of Nil Admirari. Fiction isn't necessarily satire.

Reply to EEO (Original post)

Sun Jun 7, 2015, 04:19 PM

Jun 2015

Jackpine Radical

(45,274 posts)

7. No. I'm with you.

Reply to marble falls (Reply #4)

Sun Jun 7, 2015, 05:56 PM

Jun 2015

It doesn't hold a candle to the real pros--Borowitz, the Onion, Doonesbury, the old Bloom County, hell, even the timeless Pogo.

marble falls

(57,102 posts)

9. Well, Pogo.... nobody comes near it. Borowitz is the master and the others are there, too.

Reply to Jackpine Radical (Reply #7)

Sun Jun 7, 2015, 07:28 PM

Jun 2015

shenmue

(38,506 posts)

6. I like pie

Reply to EEO (Original post)

Sun Jun 7, 2015, 05:52 PM

Jun 2015

Jackpine Radical

(45,274 posts)

8. Walker vows revenge on Pi,

Reply to EEO (Original post)

Sun Jun 7, 2015, 05:57 PM

Jun 2015

sponsors legislation to just round the little shit off to 3 even.

Volaris

(10,272 posts)

12. You mean odd..

Reply to Jackpine Radical (Reply #8)

Mon Jun 8, 2015, 11:33 PM

Jun 2015

'Round the little shit off to ODD.'

Jackpine Radical

(45,274 posts)

13. Oppositional Defiant Disorder?

Reply to Volaris (Reply #12)

Mon Jun 8, 2015, 11:54 PM

Jun 2015

As in ODD children?

undeterred

(34,658 posts)

10. Scott Walker hates working people

Reply to EEO (Original post)

Sun Jun 7, 2015, 07:38 PM

Jun 2015

especially if they are in unions.

BlueJazz

(25,348 posts)

11. This is why I don't support Union People. They sugar-coat everything.

Reply to EEO (Original post)

Mon Jun 8, 2015, 02:40 PM

Jun 2015

"That bastard Walker fell from the platform because he is a union busting son of a bitch who has the Koch brothers so far up his ass he cannot walk straight unless they tell him to," explained Jerry.

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