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Walmart Closing All U.S. Stores to Stop Employees Unionizing
Like they wouldn't... Satire warning.
Walmart Closing All U.S. Stores to Stop Employees Unionizing
BENTONVILLE, ARKANSAS (The Nil Admirari): Chain retail giant Walmart announced today it will be closing all of its more than 4,000 stores in the United States to stop its employees from unionizing. Walmart stated a handful of stores were at risk of becoming unionized so it chose "the scorched earth option" to immediately make over 1.3 million associates unemployed.
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Walmart warned Americans its absence from the market would be highly disruptive and encourage "frightening levels of healthy competition."
"Not only will the plague of mom-and-pop shops creep back into the market, but they will offer their employees far better wages," stated Foran.
"Not only will the plague of mom-and-pop shops creep back into the market, but they will offer their employees far better wages," stated Foran.
TNA
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