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Proactive NRA Has Press Release Ready for Next Mass Shooting
The NRA says the same damn thing after every mass shooting, and it involves more guns. Just forget the fact that states with stronger gun control laws have less incidents of gun violence. That is just a coincidence. Satire warning.
Proactive NRA Has Press Release Ready for Next Mass Shooting
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA (The Nil Admirari): The National Rifle Association (NRA) announced today it had a press release ready and waiting for the next mass shooting in the United States. NRA Executive Vice President and CEO Wayne LaPierre stated such preparedness was essential to highlight why victims of gun violence were negligent for not arming themselves.
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"We have a great little template set up for mass shooting press releases. All we have to do is change the date, place, number of victims, and maybe some other minor stuff," explained LaPierre.
Source: TNA
Now the country just holds its breath and waits for the next avoidable mass shooting to happen...
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