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(1,620 posts) Thu Jul 2, 2015, 04:25 PM Jul 2015

Maine Governor LePage Says Slime on Body Impossible to Remove

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LePage says the legislature has no authority to investigate him for abusing the authority of his office and extorting a charter school. Right... Satire warning.

Maine Governor LePage Says Slime on Body Impossible to Remove

AUGUSTA, MAINE (The Nil Admirari): Republican Governor of Maine Paul LePage announced today the slime covering his entire body was impossible to remove. The slime on LePage has been blamed for his efforts to cut programs for the poor, sick, elderly, children, and virtually every other person in Maine who is not very wealthy.

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"Let's cut taxes so next year I have a reason to further cut programs for the weakest and most vulnerable members of our community. And preferably before my possible impeachment," stated LePage.

Source: TNA

This guy is a real piece of work.

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Maine Governor LePage Says Slime on Body Impossible to Remove (Original Post) EEO Jul 2015 OP

Too bad this isn't funny Moral Compass Jul 2015 #1

Definitely not as funny as what you are putting out. EEO Jul 2015 #2

despite being an avid reader of of the press-herald redruddyred Jul 2015 #3

Moral Compass

(1,521 posts)

1. Too bad this isn't funny

Reply to EEO (Original post)

Thu Jul 2, 2015, 07:43 PM

Jul 2015

There have been a lot of these Nil Admiari posts.

Too bad they aren't believable on any level and so don't rise to the level of satire.

Meh.

EEO

(1,620 posts)

2. Definitely not as funny as what you are putting out.

Reply to Moral Compass (Reply #1)

Thu Jul 2, 2015, 11:41 PM

Jul 2015

A Manchurian Candidate, huh?

When do the Illuminati start being cited in your posts?

I always look at the source of criticism. So in addition to you not knowing what satire is, you like to make a lot of unsubstantiated arguments - which would be fine if you were writing satire in your posts, but I don't think you are.

Thanks for the feedback.

redruddyred

(1,615 posts)

3. despite being an avid reader of of the press-herald

Reply to EEO (Original post)

Fri Jul 3, 2015, 03:21 AM

Jul 2015

I know very little about lepage, except that all the cool kids hate him.
the pph describes him as an "unorthodox" politician.
I spend too much time here: all the print sources sound like corporate mouthpieces.

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