Fox ‘Doctor’ Keith Ablow: Men Punch Ladies Because We Let Girls Do Sports (but NO war on women!)

trigger warning for rampant woman-hating and stupidity!

(this is such a collection of nonsense, it is hard to even know where to start)

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Fox ‘Doctor’ Keith Ablow: Men Punch Ladies Because We Let Girls Do Sports (this moran is a grad of johns hopkins??? how in the hell could somebody this cretinous have graduated from there??)



As you may have heard, a Florida State sportsball nickelback, De’Andre Johnson, was dropped from the sportsball team this week after surveillance video showed him punching a woman in the face in a June incident. (Johnson’s attorney says the incident was sparked when the woman called Johnson a racial epithet). But gosh, what does Fox News “Medical A-Team” member Dr. Keith Ablow think about all this? He thinks it’s just what happens when ladies want equality, which is pretty obvious if you think about it with Keith Ablow’s strangely misshapen cerebral cortex.



Some chicks like it rough, he hears


Steve Doocy metaphorically lobbed the sportsball straight to Ablow so he could flail away at it with the force of a Sumo wrestler attempting ballet:
Doocy: We all know a man should never hit a woman, right?
Ablow: Well that’s what I was raised with Steve, and I still go with that philosophy, but you know what?
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That may be an antiquated notion if you look at our culture, which has just in a wholesale way dispensed with all gender quote-unquote “stereotypes.” But in fact, what I think they’re trying to do is dispense with the idea of gender differences. And there are differences.
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Ah, but Ablow’s just getting started on all the crimes that have been committed against Womanhood in the name of “equality.” Well, maybe not “women” so much as dames, broads, girls, gals, and the Fairer Sex:
No you don’t hit girls. That’s a nice notion — I like using the word “girls.” I’m not going to stop — And I don’t much like it when, for instance, when high school wrestlers have to forfeit a match if they don’t wrestle a girl on the other team. That’s ridiculous. Who would want to wrestle a girl?

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Yeah, really! That’s what wrong with Our Modern Society of Today! Also, it makes women mannish, and before you know it they start having opinions of their own, not to mention chest hair. But wasn’t the woman, who slapped Johnson in the face first, provoking him, and just getting a punch back like any man in a bar brawl would? After noting that maybe Johnson was funny in the head from too many hits on the football field, Ablow got back to the real problem: ladies and gentlemen simply not knowing where the boundaries are anymore:

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