If Donald Trump Changed Genders
IMAGINE, for a moment, the presidential candidacy of a rich, brash real estate magnate and reality TV star named Donna Trump.
Quizzically coifed and stubbornly sun-kissed, shes on her third marriage. Theres clear evidence that infidelity factored into the demise of the first, and among her children is one conceived when The Donna wasnt married to the other parent.
Her sexual appetites have been prodigious, at least according to her frequent claims and vulgar cant. And she has a tendency disturbing on its own, even more so in someone who aspires to civic leadership to talk about men as sirloins and rump roasts of disparate succulence. She denigrates those who displease her on cosmetic grounds:
So-and-so used to be a 9 but, with that male-pattern baldness and desperate comb-over, is down to a 6. So-and-so thinks hes covering up that paunch with baggy suits, but we all know better.
How well do you think The Donna would do in the polls? How far into the race would she survive?
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