so, the shit finally hit the fan. yesterday afternoon, Judge Engoron dropped the hammer and found Little Donny Fuckface, his two shithole sons — Individual-1 Junior and The Dumb One — and skeevy accountant Allen Weisselberg liable to the tune of 364 million bucks.

additionally, Trump is forbidden from heading any New York-based corporation for three years, and is forbidden from receiving loans from New York banks.

I don’t know what happened here. Donny had a foolproof strategy of acting like a childish asshole during the trial — sighing, waving his arms, keeping up a running commentary, and occasionally bolting from the courtroom — and somehow all this failed to charm the judge. maybe it was all the times Trump called Engoron a socialist maniac that failed to win the day. or maybe it’s simply that Donny is a life-long conman and fraudster, and he finally got caught. settle in as we explore the shit-blizzard of financial ruin that’s about to bury Trump.

first of all, the cash Trump has to come up with is a lot more than $364 mil. it’s actually closer to $450 million. you see, interest on the judgement accrues from when the fraud occurred — not from the time of the trial. so Trump is already on the hook for interest going back years.