“first they came for Trump Tower, and I didn’t speak out— because I was laughing so hard I couldn’t catch my breath.”

Little Donny Luckyfuck is a slippery shithead who — up until now — has always managed to waddle out of trouble. there’s always a fangirl judge or a paid-off justice or a plutocrat crony willing to step in at the last minute with a convenient ruling or a Brinks truck full of benjamins, saving Donny from actual consequences.

well, it looks like Little Donny’s luck may have finally run out. yesterday, Trump’s lawyers went whining to the court that Donny can’t raise the half billion he needs to cover his appeal bond for the Big Trump Family Business Fraud Fuckery judgment — and that it’s so unfair of the court to expect him to.

Donald J. Trump’s lawyers disclosed on Monday that he had failed to secure a roughly half-billion dollar bond in his civil fraud case in New York, raising the prospect that the state could seek to freeze some of his bank accounts and seize some of his marquee properties.

The court filing, coming one week before the bond is due, suggested that the former president might soon face a financial crisis unless an appeals court comes to his rescue.

it’s all so sad.