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Mark Moford - God the insufferable jerk
http://blog.sfgate.com/morford/2012/09/11/god-the-insufferable-jerk/<...>
Did you happen to notice how Fox News was simply bursting at the fanatical seams to tell everyone that, during our recent pair of national political conventions, the Republican party mentioned God twelve times in their platform? Twelve times! They must really love God. They must love God, despite how their candidate believes Gods message appeared on magic golden plates to a huckster polygamist in the woods in the 1820s, and called it a religion. Never mind that now.
God was reportedly sort of pleased at being name dropped a dozen times on national television (God is wildly vain that way), despite how the lesser-known Shotguns & Slim Jims Party mentioned Him a whopping 147 times during their convention, all while blasting mailboxes from the bed of a speeding Ford F-150 in rural Idaho. But of course, their convention was only broadcast on YouTube, so God was all, meh.
And what of the Democrats? They only mentioned God once during their convention, maybe, in passing, sort of under their breath, and apparently completely forgot the part about Jerusalem being the capital of Godlandia. Can you believe it? If theres one thing God cares about most in the eternal flux of the vast and impenetrable universe, its regional cartography. And college football.
The Republicans, as you might expect, had a conniption fit at the Dems omission, to the point where Mitt Romney actually suggested that the president secretly wants to remove God from our national identity, our currency, our scared and angry America, and replace him with Im not sure who. Kobe Bryant or something. Horror!
God, of course, does not like any of this one little bit.
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Moford delivers again.
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Mark Moford - God the insufferable jerk (Original Post)
StrictlyRockers
Sep 2012
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Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)1. They forget to tell you the name of their god is GREED
defacto7
(13,485 posts)2. Hey, I'd be glad to take god off our currency...
Got my pen, got my Dremel. It's a start.
Now, give me some currency.
StrictlyRockers
(3,855 posts)3. Bump.