Anti Nuclear Town Councilor Died In Undetermined Manner

Of course {smacks head}. It was the suicide/accident scenario what done him in. How could I have not seen it?

Now let's see here.... he had just come from one his "anti-nuclear lectures" and was likely all hopped up about it and needed to let off some steam. So he says: "I know, I'll go kill some crows!"

So then he drives to his farm and starts shooting at the crows right from the front seat of his car! With the steering wheel and everything right there in front of him. Why, you ask? Because lets face it, the only REAL way to kill crows is shooting them from the front seat of your car. Amirite?

So anyway, and then he somehow gets the gun mixed up and turned around there (these liberal lecturers don't know beans about guns, ya see?), and the next thing you know he done shot himself. Don't you hate when that happens? I know, I know what some of you are thinking: "but that would mean he'd have a wound in his shoulder!"

And you'd normally be right. But he was trying to make his suicide look phony just to get back at the Atomic Energy Commission from the grave. It's true! So, of course the old fossil had to make it all look phony. See? To help him and them hippie friends of his who hate nuclear energy! And America.

- It's plain as day......







On this day in history there was another meltdown. In Idaho.....