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johnnyplankton

(353 posts)
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 03:04 PM Nov 2012

Ann Romney "Thankful" To Be Away from "Those People"

The boys from the Fishington Cheesington Post just won't let the Wicked Queen go:

Belmont, MA November 23rd - Ann Romney, still in a state of shock over her husband’s defeat, told a reporter from Rich White Ladies Home Journal that she was grateful for at least one thing following the election – she no longer had to speak to or touch anyone that was “beneath her”.

“I must have gone through a 55 gallon drum of Purel during that campaign,” said a heavily sedated Romney. “I washed my hands more times than Lady MacBeth .”


[link:http://www.fishandcheese.com/wordpress/2012/11/24/ann-romney-thankful-to-be-away-from-those-people/|

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Ann Romney "Thankful" To Be Away from "Those People" (Original Post) johnnyplankton Nov 2012 OP
Hee! MORE, MORE, keep it up! louis-t Nov 2012 #1
Likewise, Ann. Likewise. nt SDjack Nov 2012 #2
Spam deleted by gkhouston (MIR Team) Dubster Nov 2012 #3
I believe it's fiction Voice for Peace Nov 2012 #4
And 'Those people' are damn glad she's not dirtying OUR WHITE HOUSE!!! elleng Nov 2012 #5
The essence of really good humor here--this sounds ENTIRELY true! nt MADem Nov 2012 #6
Funny! (NT) riqster Nov 2012 #7
So glad we don't have to see horsie anymore... NYtoBush-Drop Dead Nov 2012 #8
Come on!!! Fishington Cheesington Post??? longship Nov 2012 #9
* * * * * The article is SATIRE * * * * * Tx4obama Nov 2012 #10
You mean there's not a real "Rich White Ladies Home Journal"? johnnyplankton Nov 2012 #12
Mmmmm, I'm thinkin there is toby jo Nov 2012 #13
lol, well done. n/t Jefferson23 Dec 2012 #16
The American people have washed their hands of you!!! santamargarita Nov 2012 #11
THE WHITE PERSON IS PURE GOP ROBROX Nov 2012 #14
What a hard working example she sets. Washing her own hands. You'd think servants would do that. eom mojowork_n Nov 2012 #15
 

toby jo

(1,269 posts)
13. Mmmmm, I'm thinkin there is
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 10:42 PM
Nov 2012

there's that cadillac elevator spread, the 'how to drug your blue-blood horse' section, the 50s' 'do - never out of style, me and my sweater pics, jesus would be happier on planet kolob philosophy run, 'we're rich, you're not' subtitle to EVERY article, 'pearls, pearls, pearls, diamonds not right for tonite? pull out the little whiteys', & her celebrated opinion piece, "My husband lied his way through 3 debates, ain't he the man?"

She must have read this stuff, couldn't possibly be anyone that misguided.

 

ROBROX

(392 posts)
14. THE WHITE PERSON IS PURE GOP
Tue Nov 27, 2012, 01:50 AM
Nov 2012

This person is so fake that she has changed so much after the election that nobody would recognize It. The poor THING has to mingle with the "common people" who are so COMMON.

My wife's family is mormon and she does not like MORMONS which includes her own fox watching morons.

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