Texas Arms All Nursery School Students - Satire

From the Fishington Cheesington post:

“The gun manufacturers have been very helpful too," says Wil “Wild Bill” Wilkersen, director of Texas’ newly-founded Lil’ Commandos Nursery School. "We got some special weapons that they’ve designed for us that fit the hands of our little angels better. They’re seeing a great business opportunity here, just as we are, so it’s kind of a win-win. Except for Mister Stranger Danger,” he laughed.

[link:http://www.fishandcheese.com/wordpress/2012/12/26/texas-arms-all-nursery-school-students/|