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locopolitico

(788 posts) Tue May 14, 2013, 02:54 AM May 2013

Best Stephen Colbert Quotes (in honor of his birthday)

Best Stephen Colbert Quotes

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-stephen-colbert-quotes.htm

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Best Stephen Colbert Quotes (in honor of his birthday) (Original Post) locopolitico May 2013 OP

Too many to pick one favorite DeeDeeNY May 2013 #1

I love Colbert! Th1onein May 2013 #2

LOL! Sounds like he would fit right in on DU: Rhiannon12866 May 2013 #3

I love your sig line picture. Too bad "clean up" was mostly pre-conceding to the mess makers yurbud May 2013 #4

DeeDeeNY

(3,356 posts)

1. Too many to pick one favorite

Reply to locopolitico (Original post)

Tue May 14, 2013, 05:20 AM

May 2013

But this has to be right up there: ''Why would we go to war on women? They don't have any oil.''

Th1onein

(8,514 posts)

2. I love Colbert!

Reply to locopolitico (Original post)

Tue May 14, 2013, 05:25 AM

May 2013

Thanks for posting this!

Rhiannon12866

(205,905 posts)

3. LOL! Sounds like he would fit right in on DU:

Reply to locopolitico (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2013, 01:14 AM

May 2013

''If Obama can force you to get health insurance just by calling it a tax, than there is nothing to stop him from making you gay marry an illegal immigrant wearing a condom on a hydroponic pot farm powered by solar energy.'' —Stephen Colbert

yurbud

(39,405 posts)

4. I love your sig line picture. Too bad "clean up" was mostly pre-conceding to the mess makers

Reply to Rhiannon12866 (Reply #3)

Wed May 15, 2013, 11:31 AM

May 2013

The Republicans & Bush were like a crazed elephant with diarrhea.

Obama's clean up solution has been to give the elephant more fiber.

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