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bemildred

(90,061 posts)
Tue Oct 22, 2013, 07:38 AM Oct 2013

Save the U.S. from political gridlock: Trade Texas for England

For the sake of the republic, it is time to say, “So long Texas; welcome England.”

The government shutdown and the game of chicken over the debt ceiling demonstrated just how dysfunctional the American political system has become. Congress cannot even pass a budget, let alone deal with climate change, Medicare reform, a jobless economy or the looming national debt.

And the situation will not improve because there are so many safe, one-party-dominant congressional districts where deluded voters keep electing the sort of Republicans who think political compromise is a far greater sin than hiring prostitutes or keeping an Argentine mistress. (Remember David Vitter and Mark Sanford?)

These safe-for-screwballs districts must be eliminated and, if accomplishing that through redistricting is impossible, then more creative means must be employed.

http://www.latimes.com/opinion/topoftheticket/la-na-tt-trade-texas-20131017,0,3217127.story

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Save the U.S. from political gridlock: Trade Texas for England (Original Post) bemildred Oct 2013 OP
As a former Brit janlyn Oct 2013 #1
We'd get better beer, Cornish pasties, clotted cream, and other essentials, too riqster Oct 2013 #2
Wonderful! ChazInAz Oct 2013 #3
IQ insults from somebody in Arizona? Paladin Oct 2013 #6
The travel for the sports teams would be an issue. Doctor_J Oct 2013 #4
The State of England could dominate the House of Representatives DavidDvorkin Oct 2013 #5
As a Texan I endorse this move. Bucky Oct 2013 #7

ChazInAz

(2,569 posts)
3. Wonderful!
Tue Oct 22, 2013, 11:29 AM
Oct 2013

Such a plan would be a great boost for our country, and losing Texas would automatically raise the IQ average, as well!

 

Doctor_J

(36,392 posts)
4. The travel for the sports teams would be an issue.
Tue Oct 22, 2013, 11:31 AM
Oct 2013

Plus England would never join a country where guns are a right and HC is not.

Bucky

(54,026 posts)
7. As a Texan I endorse this move.
Tue Oct 22, 2013, 06:54 PM
Oct 2013

I usually get all pissy at DU jackwagons pontificating about "Let 'em secede; they're all racists down there anyway." This is usually followed by some quaint ignorance about "except for Austin" by someone who's never been to Houston or Austin.

But your wit won me over. And, frankly, I think Texas could do with being a little closer to Scotland, France, and Denmark.

But my real question is this: would we get to keep New Zealand?

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