When I first heard about Alex Jones, I thought he was a little out there. Over time, I've come to the realization that he's completely delusional. Conspiracy theory experts? The Illuminati controlling the world? Ugh. As much as these tinfoil hat wearing lunatics rant about it, I have never seen the slightest bit of evidence to support their allegations. It would seem, in light of the fact that they have no real evidence, no proof... that maybe they should give up on the conspiracy theories.

I just don't get it. Who's the British guy? Is he doing this for laughs or is he seriously trying to expose the "illuminati"?

mr. serious narrator: "because from what i've learned so far, i'm a little bit worried about the illuminati"

"i'm in Texas on a journey of discovery" - that might be part of your problem right there

Unfortunately, it's NONsense. And there is a helluva LOT of it.

Beware, minions, I am the "?" at the top of that triangle. Be very afraid.

Now, I'm going to watch AC Milan v Barcelona. I have, of course, determined which team will win, but won't tell you.

But, seriously, that video was worth a laugh. Thanks.

We will have the last laugh!

About 25 seconds in he reveals the Illuminati's plan will culminate in complete global domination [font size="1" face="Andalus"]by the year 2010[/font]!


Part 2 in which goes Alex Jones undercover at Bohemian Grove

They're all crackpots I would hate to associate with.

Aaaah! You're one of their agents, aren't you? Go ahead, deny it. That's just what one of their agents would do!

Too bad they can't pronounce any of them

C'mon, can't we get some smarter Illuminati around here? Smarter Illuminati would have us building colonies on Mars by now.